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[treacherous_widow]

So let me get this strait you bipedal simian. You decided to take a trip down memory lane and suddenly you want to play me. Well ain't that just prime. Why don't you go watch something else and leave me alone. I'm not interested in being your play thing and I'm definitely not interested in what you do with your free time.

Send me to a game and I will end you.

Comments

[you_shot_me]

You seem rather upset, my Beloved.

[treacherous_widow]

Of course I am bone breath. I'm not exactly thrilled to dance to the whims of another being. Again.

...Though I suppose if you're here it might not be so bad.

[you_shot_me]

[Silverbolt beams.]

I am glad I am making your stay better, Milady.

[treacherous_widow]

Don't let it go to your head fido. It's better you than someone like the pussycat or garbage breath.

[you_shot_me]

[He tilts his head to the side and smiles again.]

I will just take that comparison to my other team members as a compliment.

[treacherous_widow]

[She shakes her head slightly.]

You really are a bad girls dream bot you know that? Now shut up and tell me some good news about this place before I slag something.

[you_shot_me]

I must confess, I still have little knowledge of it.

[He hands his head.]

[treacherous_widow]

Wonderful. Then what can you tell me.

[you_shot_me]

That...is not very specific. What would you like to know about?

[treacherous_widow]

It never is bone breath. Right now anything is better than nothing. Like how long have you been in this dump?

[you_shot_me]

I have been here for only a megacycle, Milady. Perhaps not even for that long.

[treacherous_widow]

Only that long huh? Sounds too long to me.

[you_shot_me]

Truly, it is not so bad as it looks.

[treacherous_widow]

What's so great about it? I don't see anything worth doing in this place and my ..mun annoys me.

[you_shot_me]

Is it not a good thing that you are able to interact with so many others here?

[treacherous_widow]

...That depends on if there's someone interesting to talk to.

[you_shot_me]

Have you not found anyone, my love?

[treacherous_widow]

So far its just you and the other bozo's that have responded. Otherwise, I don't see anyone else interesting.

Though I guess with you here, that should be interesting enough. Just as long as I don't have to save your ass again.

[you_shot_me]

I can see no reason you would need to save me.

[treacherous_widow]

Good. Keep it that way Fido.

[you_shot_me]

That is certainly my intention.

[treacherous_widow]

Just what I needed to hear. Now shut up and kiss me lug nut.

[you_shot_me]

[He beams, and does just that.]

[girlfriend_beyond]

Oh, great. Another evil giant robot spider.

[treacherous_widow]

You flatter me. Now what do you mean another one?

[girlfriend_beyond]

[Frown. That's something the other spider would've said.] I've met a different Cybertronian who took after a spider. She was in Nautilus for a time. Luckily didn't do much damage.

[Looking up at the interaction with Silverbolt.] At least the guy you're fixated on seems to reciprocate.

[treacherous_widow]

[Spiders think alike.]

Really now. Did they say if they were a Predacon or a Maximal? Because trust me, this bad girl is all Predacon.

Tell me about it. He doesn't even have the decency to feel insulted when I call him names. The boy must have his circuits crossed somewhere.

[girlfriend_beyond]

[Predacon? Maximal? None of the 'bots there used those terms...]

She was a Decepticon, I think. The only one around.

[Hiding a smile. That's guy-in-love behavior.] You sound like the ex-vampire my mun also plays. Maybe you should all double date.

[treacherous_widow]

Now that is interesting, and you say she was a spider?

[She just rolls her eyes.]

I think I'll pass. Dates really aren't my style.

[herodecoded]

Has the spider run out of underhanded tactics?

[treacherous_widow]

Well if it isn't tall dark and scaly. The last time I saw you, it was as scrap.

[spoiledsilver]

Well, well, well. Look what we have here!

[treacherous_widow]

What are you looking at tin can. Never seen a widow before?

[spoiledsilver]

Different body but still the same feisty program! I have to say, spider, this primitive form suits you. A little variety in the extermination game never hurt anyone!

[treacherous_widow]

What are you talking about? I'd remember seeing an ugly mug like yours around the mudball. Especially with all the morons I have to deal with.

So who are you and how do you know me.

[spoiledsilver]

...

[Wait, what?]

Has your CPU been damaged, lady?

[treacherous_widow]

Nope, I'm still functioning and deadly as ever. Now answer the question tin can before I decide to extract the answers the fun way.

[spoiledsilver]

Well, I guess it's a change for the better.

As much as I enjoyed your futile attempts to rewrite my code to that loser Silverbolt it was getting pretty old. Still... I don't mind crushing your spark the way you are now~!

[treacherous_widow]

[Quickly pulls out her gun, arms it and aims.]

You're getting nowhere close to this spider's spark. Now let me guess, you're an evil future version of Bowser. I'd say its an improvement but I'd be lying.

... So what the pit happened to you.

[spoiledsilver]

[Readies his arm canons. He's not going to be fooled if this is some joke.]

I am what my spark has always been, spider. Me! And I'm loving it! Not my fault if you found that hard to accept between my attempts to crush you and your Maximal pals. Maybe if I blow off one of your legs it would make more of an impact; you got plenty to spare! I'll even give you a few nanocycles to decide which one you'd miss less~.

[treacherous_widow]

Sorry, not buying it. And for the record, I am not a Maximal!

[Fires her gun and immediately starts moving to get away as fast as possible, preferably to some cover.]

[spoiledsilver]

[Oh that shot was not appreciated and Jetstorm is blasted back a bit.]

Oh, so you want to play a game of Seek and Destroy? Just what I was thinking!