re: caligo

[malignant]

THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING FORGET ABOUT IT.
FINE.
AT LEAST GAMZEE AND TEREZI ARE GOING.
AND KANAYA TOO.
FINE I GUESS SOLLUX IS FINE TOO.
BUT DON'T EXPECT ME TO FUCKING ENJOY MYSELF.

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[ineuphony]

Where is your mun taking you?

[malignant]

IT'S CALLED PERCALIGOVIDEO.
IT'S BASED ON SOME LAME GAME MY MUN PLAYS, AND SHE'S ALL UP IN ARMS ABOUT IT BECAUSE SHE GETS TO TURN ME HUMAN FOR PART OF THE GAME.
FUCKING. JOY.
ALL OVER MY FUCKING FACE.

[ineuphony]

Per... what? -- I've never heard of it before. Is it a new place?

[malignant]

YEAH IT'S NEW.
IT'S RESERVES JUST OPENED LIKE...AN HOUR AGO.
AND EVERYONE'S PISSING THEMSELVES OVER HOW EXCITED THEY ARE.

[ineuphony]

I'm sure it won't be that bad. I mean, you said your friends will be there too, right? -- At least, you won't experience the whole thing alone.

[malignant]

YEAH SURE, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD.
BUT I'M GOING TO BE HUMAN. I DON'T DO HUMAN.

[ineuphony]

What's wrong with being human?

[honkalypse]

they're being all motherfucking loud at us, best friend.
WISH I UP AND KNEW WHAT ALL EXACTLY HAS THEM SO FULL UP OF EXCITEMENT.
the mun brother over here is being refreshing the page over and over.
LIKE HE EXPECTS TO SEE MOTHERFUCKING MORE OF US SHOW UP THERE.

[malignant]

IF YOU AREN'T ONE, THEN EVERYTHING.

[ineuphony]

Well for your information, I'm pretty fond with being human.

[malignant]

YEAH WELL...I GUESS IT'S NOT GOING TO BE SO FUCKING BAD.
BUT I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOG IF ANYONE DARES FUCK WITH ME I AM GOING TO END THEM.

[malignant]

THAT'S GREAT FOR YOU.
BUT THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE.

[ineuphony]

I'm sure you look fine as a human.

[honkalypse]

it'll be all up and fine what with both of us together.
AND I WILL BE ENDING THEM RIGHT THERE MOTHERFUCKING WITH YOU.

[malignant]

IT'S NOT ONLY THE LOOK.
THEY'RE JUST SO SQUISHY COMPARED TO MY SPECIES!
THEY'RE SO FUCKING FRAGILE!

[ineuphony]

Squishy? -- We're not squishy.

[kamenriderfourze]

Y'can do anything as long as you have your pals with you, right?

That's a good way to think!

[fireflyheir]

hey, karkat.
when was the last time you enjoyed yourself?

[malignant]

COMPARED TO US?
YOU'RE LIKE FUCKING PLAY-DOH.

[malignant]

I GUESS SO.
BUT IF YOU FUCKING FLIP OUT AND KILL SOMEONE AGAIN DON'T THINK I'M JUST GOING TO LET IT SLIDE.

[malignant]

WOW. WHAT A HIDEOUSLY OPTIMISTIC WAY OF PHRASING THIS.

[malignant]

LONG BEFORE I MET YOU.

[honkalypse]

even if they're being all trying to get their murdering on of you?
NOBODY UP AND TRIES TO MURDER AT YOU.
motherfucking no
BODY.

[malignant]

GAMZEE.
NO ONE IS GOING TO TRY AND MURDER ME.

[honkalypse]

well, if you're all motherfucking sure.
BUT THIS BROTHER ISN'T BEING ALL LETTING HIS GUARD DOWN NONE YET.

[malignant]

FINE.
IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TRY AND PROTECT ME, GO AHEAD.
BUT I SWEAR. DON'T FUCKING KILL ANYONE.

[honkalypse]

if i ever be all kicking that think
I'LL BE ALL UP AND ASKING YOU FIRST.
just in case it's someone what up and deserves being murdered at.
AND IF YOU TELL AT ME NO KILLING
i won't.

[malignant]

IF IT'S ONE OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS IN THE TV, HAVE AT IT.
BUT I SWEAR, IF YOU KILL SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T DESERVE IT.

[kamenriderfourze]

Yeah!! If pessimism is bland, then optimism has gotta be the spice!

The spice of life!

[honkalypse]

that's why i'll be all up and asking at you first.
MAKE SURE I DON'T GET MY MURDER ON AT THE UNDESERVING.

[ineuphony]

I bet you're just as squishy.

[fireflyheir]

not really helpful, but okay.
you do remember it, right?