Shut up, Carver

[serahsourpuss]

Have a bit of nostalgia, are we? Oh yes, forget him for months, and then suddenly we're having little heart flutters over having me shoved into Kirkwall bay and it's all [ cue falsetto ] 'Oh Carver' 'Dear Carver' 'I missed you so sodding much, Carver'. You haven't missed me, you harpy, you've missed torturing me!

Well not this time, madam. I've been enjoying my vacation very well, thank you, and I'd no sooner wish to see him than I would revisit any of the over hideous things you had me involved in before.

So. On your way. Run along. Go play with your other dolls. Ta-ta, then, do forget to write!

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[failedhorribly]

Well. I can't say I don't understand where she's coming from. [:'D]

[justice_is_blond]

Him?

[sacrificial]

You have a terrible falsetto.

[serahsourpuss]

You are just as bad as her and thank the bleeding Maker you've got exactly zero say in this.

[failedhorribly]

Only just as bad? Maker's breath, I've got work to do.

[serahsourpuss]

Tall, forgets to shave and ends up looking like a homeless sewer dweller fairly often, likes to claim entire family names for himself and has an insanitary habit of smearing a line of blood across his oddly shaped nose.

[serahsourpuss]

And I worked so hard on it...

[selfloyalty]

You are certainly a pleasant one.

[LMAO OH LIKE YOU CAN TALK ANORA]

[youallneedme]

[ Did someone say torture? ]

Why dear Carver, you're far too young for retirement, didn't you know?

Honestly brother, you've had a vacation for far too long. Been sipping drinks from the Blooming Rose have we? Perhaps sipping Faith's Rose?

[ He's trying to hide his grin. It's not really working. ]

If only we were all so lucky-

oh wait.

[ His hands go behind his head, and he leans back, in a faux-lounge standing position. ]

[serahsourpuss]

No. You have no work to do. Zero work. Take a vacation. Put your feet up. Elsewhere. Far away. ...From me.

[justice_is_blond]

I had a feeling, but it's always best to ask. Vacation's nice, but sometimes there are things that need doing.

[snowpointvictor]

Aren't you a cheerful one?

[sacrificial]

Carver, I say this with the utmost fondness, honestly. Get a hobby.

[septim]

[ Martin steeples his fingers, sitting down and getting comfortable. ] Would you like to talk about it?

[serahsourpuss]

[ APFFF I feel like this is the CR I never knew needed to happen

said so dryly: ] And on Tuesdays and Thursdays I host tea parties.

[failedhorribly]

Don't be ridiculous, I couldn't do that! You've pointed out a serious issue here. I've clearly been remiss in my familial duties. Fear not, little brother, I won't let you down again.

[youallneedme]

Don't encourage him. You'll never shut him up.

[serahsourpuss]

Sipping Faith's-- [ SPUTTERING ALREADY, UGH, HE HATES YOU SO ] Maker's tits, Garrett, there are women and children around, do you bloody mind?

[serahsourpuss]

If by cheerful we're meaning lamenting my life's fortune, then yes, that's what we'll call it.

[serahsourpuss]

Have you got several hours?

[youallneedme]

What, women shouldn't be included in such talk? Maker has someone told Isabela? Clearly this is a great evil that must be rectified!

[womanshaped_batteringram]

Carver, acting like a tit the first chance you get is not quite as pleasant as you might believe it to be. [js]

[serahsourpuss]

You know, I'm really managing just fine without big sister ruining, oh, I mean, helping, with my life. I think I'm fine now, thank you kindly.

[snowpointvictor]

I was being sarcastic.

Apparently, you haven't been with your mun long enough. I've been with mine enough to know you can't persuade them to your thinking.

[selfloyalty]

[uh yes good.

said just as dryly.]

Well I certainly hope I am invited to at least one.