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Fool,

I am inferior to no one. How dare you insinuate that my lieutenant would be, shall we say, capable of taking my glorious posterior. Even the ship name 'lieumon' is an insult. My lieutenant wouldn't dare risk disappointing me, not with his sexy noodle-like mustache, those kinky googles he wears, and that incredible manhood hidden in the depths of his poofy pants. Why the thought of it makes me...

Makes me...

Hrm.

And stop mocking my stand-up career. It will take off any day now, heh.

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Foolish fool.

How dare you insult my Lieutenant. You insult our... relationship. I can only assume that you are a making a mockery of my name.

This will not be tolerated.

I will equalize you........

.............

.... bender.

Ah, an imposter. I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone copied my impeccable style. How foolish of you to think you know anything of my lieutenant. Clearly, if you had only seen the way the Avatar tossed him through a wall, you would think twice before challenging me.

Clearly if you knew anything of his talent, he is certainly not lacking in stamina.

Nor... charisma.

[ Music blasts. Zooms in on his mask. Reaction shot except not because you can't see shit. ]

You should reconsider your petty accusations before I end your feeble existence.

[how dare you! uke!Amon's reaction shot is TEN TIMES BETTER. Look at how barely visible his eyes are! See how they move back and forth as if that conveys an emotion!]

End my feeble existence? Don't make me laugh. You clearly don't appreciate the sheer power in his constant failure. You surely don't know how it feels when in his desperate efforts to make it up to you, he takes you in his manly arms and brushes that greasy, glorious mustache along your mask.

[Pictures just better express his reactions to these kinds of posts.]

[ well this is actually seme!Amon so he's not as good with expressions because he has a steely exterior because it's not like he cares or anything?

his eyeholes widen a bit though because he is shocked and offended. ]

I wouldn't know.

His sultry lips have never caressed my face.

I do, after all, have some sense of dignity. Which is more than I can say for you.

I don't recall asking you for your opinion, firebender.

Ha! Pitiful. You've never known the sour smell of his breath, the thrust of his throbbing manmeat as he cries for your forgiveness. You're a disgrace.

I have no interest in receiving the Lieutenant's pulsating meatpole in my perfectly formed posterior. I find the sensation of his sweaty hair-riddled muscle constricting my unbent organ much more satisfying.

[dramatic ZOOM]

How embarrassing for you. Your life must be so empty, without being made to kneel before five inches of a throbbing, uncut masterpiece. You'll never know the sensation you get after three minutes of sweaty, sensual lovemaking when he screams your name, the satisfaction you get when he immediately rolls over and goes to sleep. How sad.