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Fool,
I am inferior to no one. How dare you insinuate that my lieutenant would be, shall we say, capable of taking my glorious posterior. Even the ship name 'lieumon' is an insult. My lieutenant wouldn't dare risk disappointing me, not with his sexy noodle-like mustache, those kinky googles he wears, and that incredible manhood hidden in the depths of his poofy pants. Why the thought of it makes me...
Makes me...
Hrm.
And stop mocking my stand-up career. It will take off any day now, heh.
I am inferior to no one. How dare you insinuate that my lieutenant would be, shall we say, capable of taking my glorious posterior. Even the ship name 'lieumon' is an insult. My lieutenant wouldn't dare risk disappointing me, not with his sexy noodle-like mustache, those kinky googles he wears, and that incredible manhood hidden in the depths of his poofy pants. Why the thought of it makes me...
Makes me...
Hrm.
And stop mocking my stand-up career. It will take off any day now, heh.