Once again inspired by Friendship is Witchcraft

[littleblackpoohbear]

[Mun, this is sweet and all, but you know Raincloud doesn't belong. Raincloud doesn't even know its gender, so it has to think in the third person and refer to itself as 'it'.

But maybe that's what you want, mun. Maybe you liked that nobody liked Raincloud, and thought it couldn't just die in peace, no, it had to be tortured more.

Is that it?

...Raincloud has no idea why you are offering it muffins.]

Comments

[robot_dash]

[Fuck da robot police!]

Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag.

[disborg]

[Poor raincloud...did you see that? That was Accord feigning sympathy.]

Such a sad cloud, I could see so many other uses for you.

[apple_crusader]

[Well...this is new.]

What's a raincloud doin' out here? Did somepony from Cloudsdale forget ta put you away?

[littleblackpoohbear]

[Oh, you know Raincloud. Just delivering the mail, floating around Ponyville... not having any friends.]

[littleblackpoohbear]

[Raincloud knows it has plenty of uses. Such as being a noble sacrifice.]

[littleblackpoohbear]

[Do you know what robots and Rainbow Dashes are both weak to?

Lightning.

Kra-kow.]

[apple_crusader]

[That's because you're offensive Raincloud! Fat and offensive!]

Hm...there's somethin'...weird about ya though.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...Trixie never summoned any stormclouds.]

[disborg]

You needn't worry of any troubles...I can make it go away, little cloud...

[elementofloyalty]

[Rainbow's helping wash AJ's barn. See icon.]

[littleblackpoohbear]

[But it does what rainclouds do.

Kra-kow.]

[littleblackpoohbear]

[Raincloud never did anything to you, that thing with your tail was an accident.

It doesn't know what went wrong. Why do you do this to Raincloud, Rainbow Dash?]

[littleblackpoohbear]

[Who's got troubles? You're the one with a raincloud hanging over your head.]

[littleblackpoohbear]

[Maybe it's the fact that it's not exploded.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Okay, that's really weird. She didn't make it shoot lightning either.]

...The Great and Powerful Trixie wonders if this is just a wild stormcloud.