latest muse isn't the sanest muse

[jadedrose]

Let go of me!

I have more important matters to attend to rather than cater to your stupidity. I won't allow "him" to get ahead of me again. I will find it! I will find eternity and claim it before he does. The Rose Bride...Anthy, she's the only person I need.

I don't have time to waste with you!

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[jadedrose]

Hmph! What do you know? I hardly doubt I even know you.

[idkworldruler]

Well of course you don't know me! I'm just a random guy telling you how it is~.

[jadedrose]

Another needless distraction...

[ He sighs. ]

Pester someone else!

[idkworldruler]

Mm, too bad I don't feel like it. I'd much rather hear about your girl problems.

[jadedrose]

Why you little snot--I DON'T HAVE GIRL PROBLEMS!

[idkworldruler]

Little snot? I'm 19 and more than likely taller than you. Also, you stated that there's a girl involved.

[jadedrose]

[PROOF! Proof or none of this is true, brat. ]

That still doesn't give you the right to but into my affairs.

[idkworldruler]

[Pff, he's five foot ten, works for a secret society and went to college. :|]

Meh, truth is I probably already know about them, and they were so minor that I just forgot about 'em.

[jadedrose]

[.../eyes narrows in suspicion ]

M-Minor!? There's nothing minor about me losing the Rose Bride to that stupid girl!

[idkworldruler]

[You can be suspicious all you want, but he's older and far more handsome~ >3]

Ahah! So it is girl problems! Losing your girlfriend to another girl? Did she figure out that you were a guy? [Trololol.]

[jadedrose]

[ "Cocaine is a hell of a drug." - Rick James j/k But I'll believe ya anyways! ]

Bite your tongue, brat! It was nothing like that!

[ Yes, it was. It was exactly like that to some degree. ]

[idkworldruler]

[And steroids are right up there with 'em~]

You do know I'm 19, right? Plus, for some future advice, perhaps you should invest in a haircut and new clothes? It may help to avoid anymore confusion.

[jadedrose]

[/SNICKER]

Are you just TRYING to test my patience? I don't care about your opinion!

[idkworldruler]

[|3]

And likewise, I don't care about yours.

[jadedrose]

Good, then we're in agreement about something.

[idkworldruler]

I wouldn't really call that much of an agreement.

[jadedrose]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE ABOUT YOU?!

[idkworldruler]

Whelp, you're shouting and showing quite a bit of emotion...so I would say, yes~. How adorably precious, you're like an angry puppy that was kicked one too many times~.

[jadedrose]

[ That's it, buddy. You've trolled one too many times today.

Think fast! There's a sword slashing towards your throat in less than five seconds. When Saionji gets this angry, he doesn't think straight. ]

[idkworldruler]

[Yeah, that's not cool. But, of course, haters gonna hate.

...Oh yeah, Mitchell is going to do his best to get out of the way of that pesky sword and bring out his assualt rifle.]

C'mon, don't you know one of the key rules of combat?

[jadedrose]

[ Dagger < Sword < Gun, right? Yeah, even Saionji isn't going to press his luck too far here now that there's a gun being aimed at his face. ]

I don't need a lecture.

[idkworldruler]

[Yes, and that makes Mitchell feel so happy that he had caught as quickly as he did.]

Good, because you're the boy with the little sword, and I'm the man with the high-powered assault rifle. [The innuendo was very much intended, of course.]

[jadedrose]

You look no older than a pubescent brat, yet you have the nerve to call yourself a "man"?

[ Disgusted with all this, Saionji reluctantly sheathes his blade. ]

Get out of my face, you worthless peon!