Voice Test

[razer]

Okay, mun. I get it. You like me, you really like me. That’s just great. No, really. I’m a little bit of a different character for you. (Honestly, you’d think that Aya would be more your speed. Or Carol Ferris. You’ve played her before.)

But here’s some ground rules, alright? Because if you’re going to play me, as you obviously insist on doing, there need to be some rules.

First of all, no woobifying me. At all. Yeah, I’ve gone through a lot of bad stuff, and yes, I’m on the road to redemption, and there's that thing with Aya…but I am not suddenly a sweet, soft lover boy. I’m snarky and a little cold and perhaps not the most comforting person to have around. I'm not the friendly, buddy-buddy type, alright? Deadpan snarker, yes. Woobie, no.

I still have a lot of rage in my heart, after all. Keep that in mind, because it means no rushing me away from the Red Lantern Corps to the Green Lanterns, the Blue Lanterns, or the Star Sapphires. (Especially not the Star Sapphires. Wearing what they wear is liable to just make me angrier. You wouldn't like me when I'm angrier.)

Don’t ever have me giggle. Ever. I didn’t even giggle back when Alana was alive, and I don’t intend on getting all giggly now. I don't even smile all that much. Not like your other characters do, so don't have me smiling at everyone like I'm some sort of ditzy teenage Kryptonian.

And by the way, mun? So glad to see how original and creative you were with my user name.

No. Really.

Comments

[looksfine]

Agreed. A change that drastic would be most unsettling.

[You just wouldn't be you anymore. And Aya would be confused.]

[razer]

No, I wouldn't. And after everything...well. I need that, at least. For me to be true to myself.

Whatever that means, these days.

[looksfine]

Have you not been truthful before now?

[razer]

I've never been anything but truthful.

Even at my lowest.

[looksfine]

Then would not the best course of action be to continue as you have been?

[razer]

Very much so.

I just hope the mun follows through with that instead of throwing me a...what was the term Jordan used?

A curveball.

[looksfine]

A metaphor alluding to the Earth sport known as baseball.

Why does you mun wish to throw things at you? Metaphorically or otherwise.

[razer]

He thinks it's fun, most likely.

[looksfine]

I am unable to locate a definition of 'fun' that involves causing harm to others.

...and I do not wish to see you hurt, Razer.