Voice Test

[razer]

Okay, mun. I get it. You like me, you really like me. That’s just great. No, really. I’m a little bit of a different character for you. (Honestly, you’d think that Aya would be more your speed. Or Carol Ferris. You’ve played her before.)

But here’s some ground rules, alright? Because if you’re going to play me, as you obviously insist on doing, there need to be some rules.

First of all, no woobifying me. At all. Yeah, I’ve gone through a lot of bad stuff, and yes, I’m on the road to redemption, and there's that thing with Aya…but I am not suddenly a sweet, soft lover boy. I’m snarky and a little cold and perhaps not the most comforting person to have around. I'm not the friendly, buddy-buddy type, alright? Deadpan snarker, yes. Woobie, no.

I still have a lot of rage in my heart, after all. Keep that in mind, because it means no rushing me away from the Red Lantern Corps to the Green Lanterns, the Blue Lanterns, or the Star Sapphires. (Especially not the Star Sapphires. Wearing what they wear is liable to just make me angrier. You wouldn't like me when I'm angrier.)

Don’t ever have me giggle. Ever. I didn’t even giggle back when Alana was alive, and I don’t intend on getting all giggly now. I don't even smile all that much. Not like your other characters do, so don't have me smiling at everyone like I'm some sort of ditzy teenage Kryptonian.

And by the way, mun? So glad to see how original and creative you were with my user name.

No. Really.

Comments

[hackingyoursensors]

[Trying not to laugh]

I can see that.

So, there's more than just the Green Lanterns? Do the different colors mean different things or is it just a fashion statement?

[razer]

[Mild glare]

There's the Red Lanterns. Us. Me. Not that I'm technically part of the Corps anymore. We're powered by rage, the same way the Green Lanterns are powered by willpower. Which seems a little bit vague, doesn't it? Willpower.

Star Sapphires - the violet ones with the questionable taste in costuming - are powered by love.

And now there's a Blue Lantern. Blue. Hope, that one.

At this rate, I'm just awaiting a polka-dotted Lantern.

[hackingyoursensors]

That's definitely more colors than I though. So, rage? You seem pretty calm to me. Grumpy, sure, but not enraged.

The Polka-Dot Lantern can be the Childlike Whimsy Lantern.

[razer]

Part of the reason why I'm technically no longer part of the Corps.

I'm working on...bettering myself.

[Razer quirks up a nostril at that last suggestion.]

Suddenly, the Green Lanterns don't sound quite so terrible.

[hackingyoursensors]

So you're sort of a lone ranger? Or a mercenary?

[He doesn't even bother hiding a smile.]

You don't like ditzy teenagers or childlike whimsy? I hope you at least like puppies or something.

[razer]

Not really a lone ranger. I've recently found myself with friends comrades allies companions. Well, they started out as my captors, but things changed.

[Razer narrows his eyes at the smile.]

I'm not really sure what a puppy is.

[hackingyoursensors]

From captors to companions. Nice. I'm guessing your former Red Lantern allies aren't too pleased.

Besides fluffy and adorable, they're pets on Earth, valued for their loyalty, ability to protect property, and overall cuteness.

[razer]

No. We had a bit of a falling out.

To put it mildly.

Yes. Well. I don't have much value for fluffy, adorable cuteness at the moment.

[hackingyoursensors]

Isn't there always room for some fluffy, adorable cuteness? It might make you feel better, what with being in this crazy place.