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[worker_to_dictator]

So how long has it been? Months? A year? Nice to know that I'm finally relevant. What happened to you? You used to be... ... no, you were never cool, but you've gotten lazy. Er. Nowadays, you can't even be assed around to point me in the direction of a game let alone chronicle my life like a proper typing monkey. Isn't that what you wanted to be when you grow up? Isn't it?

Shut up.

If it's a typing monkey you want to be, then monkey's gotta type. And be proactive. Club people's legs after you loot from their houses. Do everything that helps even if you don't have to. Sage advice, as expected, that you'll no doubt keep hold of tightly just next to your heart. What'll you do without me?

Probably have your legs clubbed.

With Much Love,

Emperor Ottovahn Tidale

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[worker_to_dictator]

The best part is that no matter how you look at it, the advice works! You really should club people's legs after looting. ... Then there's the whole metaphorical meaning if you want to be boring about it.