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[commissioner]

...I get the feeling you're not planning to go easy on me.

[...]

That look really isn't helping, in case you were curious.

Comments

it's amazing *^*

[commissioner]

I'm afraid I'm not following. [he'll give you a nice firm handshake, bro.]

Ffff, also, I can spell. Really.

[gimmeyourfear]

Not following?

...you mean you don't know?

LSKJDG lmfao I didn't even notice and I totally believe you.

[commissioner]

That's a difficult question to answer, Mr. Colbert. [alksjdg he doesn't know the thing he doesn't know okay man. okay. it's complicated!]

PHEW

[gimmeyourfear]

[Hey, don't start sounding like that panda movie with you as an evil peacock, Commissioner Oldman. There's so many jokes to be made!]

...you should totally come on my show. That would be the best. In the midst of the economy in the toilet and Stewart having taken over my Super-Pac, you would be a most welcome guest.

Also, you're awesome. I don't say that often.

NEVER FEAR

[commissioner]

[HE WAS THE BEST EVIL PEACOCK DON'T BE JEALOUS oh god there really are too many jokes aren't there...]

[oh wait. he's a TV personality? suddenly so much of this makes sense... heh, he'll relax a bit, then!]

I don't make many appearances outside of impromptu news cameras, these days. My wife says it'll go to my head-- but that was before the moniker of 'awesome' came into play. If she hears the good news, she might change her mind.

GORDON IS HERE!

[gimmeyourfear]

[It doesn't help that Stephen's mun plays the panda, not in the least. Yes, he was a White-Feathered Pretty Peacock.

More than that. Oh gosh, so much more than that.]

Oh, your wife can have front row seats. I can hook you all up so well and so fast it'll make your head spin.

...i walked into that didn't i

[commissioner]

[clearly, Stephen's mun is awesome. clearly.]

That's very generous of you, but is a guest appearance from the Commissioner worth the hype? Your audience might not be as quick to join in on the Gordon parade as you. [HE'S FLATTERED (and amused) BUT VERY CONFUSED.]

That, and said wife might be jealous if you keep this up.

Not so much walked as strolled in gallantly and with style.

[gimmeyourfear]

[He just doesn't have a DW account yet. BUT HE WILL.

One day.]

Oh, trust me, my good man, the audience is a big fan of your work, and all of the work done to fight crime in Gotham. [That eyebrow says yes, yes it does included the Batman.]

Why?

well when you say it like that, i totally won't argue with you... /adjusts shades

[commissioner]

[well. that's. a thing, right there. he has a feeling he's missing something, but to be honest, he's not so sure he'd get it even if he was in the know. SO YOU KNOW WHAT, he'll roll with the punches because that's how it goes.]

Barbara's usually the one assuring me I'm awesome from time to time, Mr. Colbert. You're inching in on her territory. [he's joking, of course...]

brb - getting the rights to use the Who for all of five seconds

[gimmeyourfear]

You should hear it often. Every day, even. From everyone, not just your wife. Your kids, your entire squad.

Even Batman. That's just how awesome you are.

aslkdjgsdf

[commissioner]

[you lost him at Batman... because Batman.]

...No one could fault you for a lack of enthusiasm.

:)

[gimmeyourfear]

[Yes, Batman. Stephen may have been more involved with Marvel, but who could discount the Batman simply due to publishing houses?]

Having difficulties with the Dark Knight, Commissioner?

[commissioner]

A long-standing chain of difficulties, to say the least. [which just got a lot worse because b'aww Batman took the fall for Harvey...]

But there are bigger problems to deal with than one man's influence on Gotham. [that's kinda bs considering... but:] We're handling it best we can. [that's true.]

[gimmeyourfear]

[Yes, b'aww Batman. His parents are dead.]

I'm sure you'll make the best of choices. All of you.