voice testing... /terrified faces go here

[commissioner]

...I get the feeling you're not planning to go easy on me.

[...]

That look really isn't helping, in case you were curious.

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sdlkjgsdf <3

[commissioner]

[sadistic? that's... comforting.]

Speaking from experience?

<3 /all the cuddles

[omegavictus]

[It's one of the many services she offers. Not really.]

More from word of mouth then personal experience.

[commissioner]

[don't quit your day job etc etc lsjlg]

I don't think 'sadism' applies in this case. Should I be counting my lucky stars? [is this a thing around here?]

[omegavictus]

[She won't. Comfort people with non-comforting words.]

I think there's a good chance it might. But if counting your lucky stars makes you feel better, sure. [But there's better ways to deal with all of it. Illegal ways mind you.]

[commissioner]

[he's looking a little out of odds right about now. what is this whole situation even.]

I take it there's a reason sadism isn't off the table? [share with the class? because that's kind of unnerving.]

[omegavictus]

[It's a situation where you talk to aliens about crazy things.]

Think about it. [Sigh. You humans.] How many of these mundanes tend to find some way to torture us? I don't think there's any promise that you're spared from it too.

[commissioner]

I get the feeling she has a soft spot for me. [he's half-joking. because joking will make this better. (don't blame a guy for trying.)]

[omegavictus]

[No, no she will absolutely blame him for trying. Weird humans.] Yes, a soft spot strong enough not to 'throw you to the wolves'.