saw the plurk about mmdr officially opening

[letsplaydoctor]

Sheesh, you squeal like that any louder and my ear drums will burst.

So it's just me and the purple haired girl going there? Or are ya gonna take some of the other freaks up in here there too?

Either way, I'm really excited! A city full of robots and stuff and I won't have to sneak into Mister Light's labs or be pestered by Rock for having fun.

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[when_i_want_to]

[Okay, what the-- just. what. the. no.]

[what is this i cant even]

[This must be hell. It's hell, or something like it. This is what Proto gets for browsing the weird end of deviantart.]

[letsplaydoctor]

Oh, you.

Don't you have a dumpster to go and die in? [Dismissive hand wave]

[when_i_want_to]

[What the-- okay, response time.]

Watch it, squirt! Just who the heck do you think you are?!

[letsplaydoctor]

My name is Wily, not squirt, and you better remember that!

[she'll jab her index finger right at Proto's chest]

And you look like Rock's stinky hobo brother that no one likes, so unless I'm wrong, which I never am, and you're not? Then you better introduce yourself properly!

[when_i_want_to]

I AM NOT A HOBO! And the name's Proto Man, so get it right, ya pipsqueak!

[letsplaydoctor]

[sniff]

Hobo Man is more like it.

[when_i_want_to]

Really? That's your big comeback? More of the 'hobo' line? Seriously, what-- are you related to the Doc, or somethin'? Or is this one of those really weird AU fic things?

[letsplaydoctor]

Which "Doc"? Cause I know about three. Rock's Dad, the Russian guy and my Poppa.

And it's a really weird AU crack thing, thanks.

[when_i_want_to]

Your mun must be smokin' it by the boulder to have come up with something like you.

[letsplaydoctor]

She says, and I quote: Blame Pixiv, that's where I found the fan art that inspired this.

Oh and Rock's mun, cause she ran with it after the first post I made way back on LJ.

[when_i_want_to]

The Japanese...

[letsplaydoctor]

Hey they made the canon, so they're not that crazy.

[when_i_want_to]

You kidding? That only further cements the pile of crazy we're dealing with. I've seen the Zero games.

[letsplaydoctor]

... You do know Poppa is from Japan, right?

[when_i_want_to]

Yes. ALBERT DOUBLE-U WILY is from Japan.

And Tesla's Chinese.

[letsplaydoctor]

Osaka.

Your mun needs to look at recent information that's come out, like the Robot Master Field Guide. Then maybe both of you won't look completely ignorant.

[when_i_want_to]

Look. The Doc is German. Always has been. You know, Albert Wily, looks like a squat Einstein? This all makes as much sense as a Japanese Captain America.

[letsplaydoctor]

It's in the Field Guide. Maybe you and your mun should read a book.

Or remember that yours is the canon that is only a step above Captain N.

[when_i_want_to]

My canon manages to be internally consistent.

[letsplaydoctor]

And cancelled.

[when_i_want_to]

You wanna talk cancelled with the way Capcom's been treating Mega lately? Yeah, okay, let's open that can of worms.

[letsplaydoctor]

If you wanna spend all day bitching and whining be my guest.

But I got work to do, see ya assbutt.

[and she's off.]