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That would not be ideal. Quarians were not particularly appetizing in my cycle, and there wasn't much meat on their bones - the best option in terms of a meal would be the humans.
If I wasn't dextro-based and humans are essentially toxic to me, I might've reconsidered. I still can't see Quarians as being particularly sustaining, they are vegetarians primarily.
[You may not be good enough for a proper facial response, or even words, but this body language? Says 'screw you, Vakarian.']
{He'll give her a wave and cross his arms.]
I wouldn't actually eat you Tali, I was just joking.
I wouldn't actually eat you Tali, I was just joking.
It was an awfully well set up joke, then.
And not funny at all.
And not funny at all.
In light of the situation and the seriousness of it it was well set.
Well, at least not funny for you, you were the one going to be eaten.
Well, at least not funny for you, you were the one going to be eaten.
Ah, yes. I forgot about that setback. Though I suppose she could have eaten you instead - that suit may be cumbersome, but it would help her outlast most of us if we ran out of food. [Why is he still talking about this?]
[I'm not sure but it's entertaining.]
I don't think she'd be able to eat me, she'd have to catch me first... wait, why are you logically thinking about this? It was supposed to be a joke.
I don't think she'd be able to eat me, she'd have to catch me first... wait, why are you logically thinking about this? It was supposed to be a joke.
There are much more of your kind than other species on the ship - it only makes sense. Though of course, those fish of yours would have to go first. [It would have given him an excuse to eat those things, at least.]
Going feral sounds like an unpleasant place to be.
Considering the fact that at some point it would've become a serious issue, no. Which is why I'm glad it won't come down to such a thing.
It was? I still do not understand humour in this cycle, it seems. Still, it does bear consideration - a scenario such as that is within the realm of possibility.
Can't say it would be fun to have happen, I'll admit I like having Tali around.
I don't think you understand humour at all.
But yeah, it was a worry the mun came up with on one of her 3 am discussions. It was possible, glad that it isn't now.
But yeah, it was a worry the mun came up with on one of her 3 am discussions. It was possible, glad that it isn't now.
Yeah. I'm glad that you guys will be okay. That- [Shepard clears her throat.] That I didn't screw everything up in the end.
I'm so glad mortal peril sets you up for the good punchlines.
No, you didn't and there's... still a great deal that needs to be fixed but we did make it out alive. Most of us, at least.
We're not out of the woods yet, literally and metaphorically.
We're not out of the woods yet, literally and metaphorically.
I would've made it about Joker, but that would just be bad taste with his condition.
Guess it's a good thing the Mass Relays weren't destroyed this time around.
Hm.
He probably would taste bad, you're right.
[Tali. No. Stop. You do not need to have everyone else's horrible sense of humour rubbing off on you.]
He probably would taste bad, you're right.
[Tali. No. Stop. You do not need to have everyone else's horrible sense of humour rubbing off on you.]
Heh. Still, it beats the alternatives. [Turning everyone into weird synthetic hybrids... screw that.] At least this way, galactic civilization can recover. You guys are still yourselves. And maybe I'm still alive in all of that rubble.
It isn't a perfect ending. But it's a good start.
It isn't a perfect ending. But it's a good start.
Very punny Tali, I see what you did there.
Are you trying to show me up now?
Are you trying to show me up now?
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