on Charmed crossover shenanigans

[judgy]

You know what? I don't even care about the move. It's a footnote.

When do I get to meet this Chris guy? Can we get on with it already?

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[not_unreasonable]

I had no idea I was this exciting.

[that is a lie, Christopher. Keep that ego in check.]

[judgy]

[Such a look from this one, but she's not mad.]

Much better than a demon or a sociopathic vampire.

[Also known as Ruby and Damon.]

aaaaaaand keywords.

[not_unreasonable]

This is true.

[a beat]

I'm gonna wind up meeting the sociopathic one, aren't I?

lololol

[judgy]

It's a possibility. I try to stay away from him.

[not_unreasonable]

Which means he doesn't stay away at all.

[judgy]

Exactly.

[not_unreasonable]

I could always vanquish him. Well -- me and Wyatt could vanquish him. Or the Charmed Ones.

[judgy]

That...could get complicated.

[not_unreasonable]

Complicated why? He's a vampire. Vampires bad, right?

[judgy]

His brother isn't so bad.





And I kinda promised him I wouldn't kill him.

[not_unreasonable]

Ah. I see.

[a beat]

Can I at least orb him off the Golden Gate Bridge?

[judgy]

[A big smile. Oh yes, she likes him.]

I don't have a problem with that.

[not_unreasonable]

[grin]

Excellent.

[judgy]

...your mom isn't planning on blowing me up or anything, is she?

[Piper makes her nervous, okay?]

[not_unreasonable]

[a bit of a look]

No. She's not going to blow you up. Aunt Phoebe won't let her.

[judgy]

She keeps staring at me. Intensely.

[not_unreasonable]

... Yeah. She does that. It'll pass.

[judgy]

[Your mother is 'ha!'-ing at you, mister. Not that she's going to actually make an appearance, but she wanted her presence known.]

I hope so.

[So much side-eying. Sorry, Chris. Bonnie has nothing against her, but she is...intimidating. And a Charmed One. And the mom of a potential boyfriend who she'd really like not to hate her.]

[not_unreasonable]

[puppy eyes, Piper. Lots of puppy eyes.]

I know so.

[judgy]

[That gets a little bit of a smile. Bonnie is taking this to mean he thinks she and Piper will get along eventually. She wants that. She really, really wants that.]

[not_unreasonable]

[he will take that little bit of a smile, and he will grin. a lot.]

[judgy]

[Which will make her smile even more.

And this will become a staring contest of sorts...?]

[not_unreasonable]

[probably, which means we should just let them go off and be goofy elsewhere.]

[judgy]

[Bonnie wants to know if "be goofy" is code for "make-out".]

[not_unreasonable]

[ .... possibly.]

[judgy]

[She is down with this plan.]

[not_unreasonable]

[o7]

BONNIE BONNIE BONNIE BONNIE :DDD

[wannayiffyn]

I'm glad that somebody else is excited about things lately, too!

A BONNIE FAN :DDD

[judgy]

It's the anticipation. I've been waiting for this for a while.

DUDE I LOVE BONNIE she's such a bamf

[wannayiffyn]

Heehee, you must really want to meet him!

[1/2] There are not enough people like you.

[judgy]

Well, we have a lot more in common than the usual people my writer likes to shove me at. I think it'll be a lot of fun.

[And by fun she means they'll kill lots of monsters together.]

[2/2]

[judgy]

His mom's kinda scary, though.

That makes me so sad. How could you not love Bonnie :(

[wannayiffyn]

Oh... from what I hear, parents can be really weird and scary sometimes. Maybe you two can meet up somewhere that no one's brought his mom yet!

The show has vamp protaganists, Bonnie is, in the general sense, anti-vamp...it's not fair but. :(

[judgy]

It's one of those private things and the writers have already decided she and his aunts are in it.

The good thing is it's college and we're on the other side of the country. The bad thing is...it's not much of an obstacle for the Charmed Ones.

...actually I heard something about his brother popping in on us. As in...not knocking first. [Awkward forever.]

well but like... she has reasons... and she's not as bad as Caroline's dad.

[wannayiffyn]

... oh, no!

[AHH she blushes and a hand goes to cover her mouth.]

Why would they do something like that?

I know. It doesn't seem to matter. Oh well, I love her. Other people can think what they want. :)

[judgy]

Everyone I've talked to says our writers live to ruin our lives. I'm starting to think they might be right.

That's a good way to think of it! Sorry this is late, I was making pies.

[wannayiffyn]

[... her white dogtier ears flatten against her head. that's not good.]

Um... oh. But-- miss mun seems perfectly nice so far...

It's okay. Pies are an acceptable excuse.

[judgy]

Maybe you got a nice one.

This time it was candy. Also oops, sorry for neglecting to mention her ears before...

[wannayiffyn]

Well-- ... a friend of mine that's been in here a lot longer than I have told me that she was an "evil hellbitch."

This time it was Christmas. Also, it's fine, Bonnie has actually seen weirder. :P

[judgy]

Hellbitch is never a good description.

... okay, fair enough.

[wannayiffyn]

I mean, Karkat does say a lot of mean things about a lot of people, but... it seemed like he really meant it this time.