Vexed by an antsy mun.

[awesomeintheory]

Yeah, the new issue's out. Yeah, I'm excited. But would you settle down? You're going out later anyway, so just pick it up then.

You wanting it right now isn't really my problem. I hope I don't look like that when I'm impatient.

[No, he just gets pushy.]

I don't know, go… eat a muffin or something. Play more of that game with the pointy-eared guy. That usually settles you down. Go write fic. But not about me. The stuff you wanna write about me is freaky.

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It'd better be. Dancing in my chair here.

[awesomeintheory]

Nothing to construct, doc. Speculating on how I ended up in that shuttle with a blowtorch in one hand and no idea what got me there is disturbing. And canon will probably come up with something worse than the mun can. I just want to fill the gaps. I don't need the whole story. Yet. I think.

[Why he hasn't been made to sit down with Rung in canon yet is beyond the mun. Talk about a good candidate for psych aid.]

[schaden_freud]

I meant 'helpfully' really.

The past has a way of revealing itself in due time, when we're ready.

[In horrible, horrible full color detail sometimes.]

But surely there's no harm in speculating? Measuring out options, considering possibilities?

[That is a good question!]

edit: Spell check doesn't catch weight/weigh, haha. Also, MTMTE6 obtained. Muahaha.

[awesomeintheory]

Look, Eyebrows. I don't want to think about it right now. My mun can weigh all the options they like as long as I'm left out of the loop. I'm not ready to hear all the weird theories.

ah then large parts of this conversation may be bitterly ironic

[schaden_freud]

[You should talk to Drift. We hear he has some strange theories, too.]

All right. What would you rather talk about? Rather than concentrating on what you don't want, let's focus on the positives.

And then I read it. brb sobbing forever

[awesomeintheory]

Positives, right.

I've got the basics down. And a grappling hook. [look it's his patented blowing off the topic segue. Not really. Does he even have a patented technique?] And… I guess… a mun that's okay when there isn't creepy speculative fic of my past involved.