spoilers for mtmte6 under cut and possibly comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You know.  The biggest problem I have with all this?

Now I gotta reorder my Least Favorite Autobot list.

[Swerve, you're now Number One. With a bullet.]

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Fantastic.

You were right. It was a bad idea.

[Bad for you.]

[shutthehellup]

Shouldn't you be mad at Rodimus, though? He gave the order!

_{Cripes, this is a mess and a half...}

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh you think Whirl's list only has one mech on it? Nope. You're just the top of the suck chain right now.]

You pulled the trigger.

[Well, doesn't this bring up uncomfortable memories of Pova?]

You were the one who missed.

....or did you?

[shutthehellup]

Yes, I missed!

[At least, mun hopes Swerve missed. One can never know with Roberts at the pen...]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

If you had to fraggin' miss, why not miss hit the fraggin' wall or.... me?

[Primus. You can't even fail in successful ways. ]

[Noooooooo I want to keep finding you adorkable, Swerve, do not be creepy hitman!]

[shutthehellup]

I don't know, alright?! I'm a metallurgist, not a sharpshooter!

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Just seems kind of funny that you had two mechs--big targets--both who wanted to die... and you hit the one little guy who wanted to live.

[Nice shootin', Tex. ]

[shutthehellup]

[AUGH WHY YOU GOTTA RUB IT IN, MAN]

Yeah, well, not all of us can be Wreckers and kill properly under pressure.

[OH WAIT...]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Because he is Whirl and that is what he does, dammit.]

....

I think it's time you stopped talking.

[And he will gladly help you with that. With a missile to the face, perhaps.]