dear_mun isn't cute enough for her

[redecorates]

This place was filthy! Tags all over the place, and all those fonts all mixed up! Unclosed formatting tags! And it looked so gloomy, too! Hasn't anyone ever told anyone here that grey has never been in fashion?! And that old man is so creepy! What were you even thinking?

But you're lucky, even if you're not very smart. Because I'm here, and I fixed it all up for you with my artistic genius. Don't mess it up again, got that?

As for my pay, I'll take a month's worth of ice cream. Or you can go take me somewhere with rainbows and lots of cute animals.

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Danteeeeeee!

[redecorates]

Uh, only high culture! You really don't know anything, do you? And they're bunnies!

True art doesn't have to make sense, anyway.

/tempts into gaaaeeemm

[stylish_hunter]

You've got the not making sense part down, but missed the art by a mile. What did you do, spill a sundae on it?

[Argues with a ten-year-old like a real adult.]

this was only supposed to be a joke but /tempteeeed

[redecorates]

There aren't any bunnies in sundaes, idiot! And that'd just make it all messy again. I painted it and put up the bunny decals myself!

[THERE MAY BE A BILL FOR A LOT OF BUNNY DECALS ARRIVING IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. GUESS WHO SHE SAID WAS PAYING?]

You know you want to~ YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

[stylish_hunter]

I can tell.

[Dryly. WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BILL? Damn it, Patty, he doesn't have money for this. B|]

So, what the hell are you doing here anyway? Besides making a mess.

gossssssh I will see if she sticks maybe.

[redecorates]

[Only because he doesn't do any work. Or keeps accepting jobs that he doesn't get paid for. EARN SOME MONEY FOR ICECREAM AND BUNNY DECALS >:|]

I'm not making a mess, I'm cleaning.

I heard there was a place where grownups pretend to be cartoon characters on the internet. It sounded like the kind of place I'd find you.

Eeeee =D<

[stylish_hunter]

[WELL IF PEOPLE WOULD PAY HIM AND STOP GIVING HIM BILLS FOR THE WORK HE DOES maybe this would be less of a problem.]

I don't watch cartoons, why the hell would I pretend to be one?

♥

[redecorates]

Because! It's a place for adults who don't know how to act like adults!

[stylish_hunter]

Pfeh. Like you know anything about that, did you forget how old you were?

[redecorates]

I know more than you do. Do you even know how old some of those pizza boxes were?

[stylish_hunter]

I don't keep track of that stuff, that's why I keep you around.

[Smiiiirk. Broom throwing is imminent, surely.]

[redecorates]

[Paintbrush throwing, actually, since she's just been decorating. Hope you like big splotches of bright pink paint.]

Some of them even had mouldy leftover pizza in them! You are the worst!

[stylish_hunter]

[Ack! You got pink on his coat!]

Hey, watch it!