dear_mun isn't cute enough for her

[redecorates]

This place was filthy! Tags all over the place, and all those fonts all mixed up! Unclosed formatting tags! And it looked so gloomy, too! Hasn't anyone ever told anyone here that grey has never been in fashion?! And that old man is so creepy! What were you even thinking?

But you're lucky, even if you're not very smart. Because I'm here, and I fixed it all up for you with my artistic genius. Don't mess it up again, got that?

As for my pay, I'll take a month's worth of ice cream. Or you can go take me somewhere with rainbows and lots of cute animals.

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[darkslayer]

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[WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY EVEN. Congratulations, Patty, this guy who looks uncannily like Dante has been rendered speechless.]

1/2

[redecorates]

DANTE-

[...what have you done with your hair? It looks like you might actually have put effort into it?

...and why are you suddenly capable of dressing yourself properly?

...you don't even smell of beer and pizza???

There are only two possible reasons for somehow pre-empting every single complaint she was going to throw at you, Dante, either this is your evil twin or-]

[redecorates]

-...are you going on a date?

[darkslayer]

...What are you babbling about?

[Wrong guess, Patty. He's definitely the evil twin.]

[redecorates]

[In hindsight, yes. That was the more realistic of the two options.]

Dressing up all fancy isn't going to get you very far if you don't lose the attitude. Ladies hate that.

[darkslayer]

How fortunate for me that I'm not talking to a lady, then.

[Yup, Vergil's not above being an asshole even to small children. Deal with it, kiddo. B|]

[redecorates]

[OH NO YOU DIDN'T. DANTE YOU ARE SUDDENLY EVEN MORE OF A DICK THAN USUAL?]

Excuse me? Are you trying to make up for not stinking like week-pizza by acting repulsive instead?

[darkslayer]

[Oh, wonderful, Vergil loves it when people mistake him for his brother. Not that he'll bother to correct her.]

The only thing I find repulsive here is your sense of taste, little girl.

[redecorates]

[If you don't like it then don't have a twin??? GOSH IT'S SO SIMPLE VERGIL.]

My taste is just fine! What do you know about art and culture, anyway?!