Sleep deprivation leads to wonderful ideas

[botnextdoor]

M-mun?! What are you doing?! You can't push me out here because you're excited about some dressing room! I like it better in the headspace!

Why are you laughing? This isn't funny! Muuuuuun!

Comments

[letsplaydoctor]

That's cause you keep ruining it by turning off the stove! Can't make the omelet without a stove.

[botnextdoor]

...what would the stove be?

[letsplaydoctor]

The stuff that I have to do to get the results from my work, duh.

[aka everything Rock has stopped her from doing, pretty much.]

[botnextdoor]

I thought that was the egg breaking.

[letsplaydoctor]

Noooooo, the egg breaking is part of it! Bah, why am I even surprised you don't get it?! You can't even cook!

[botnextdoor]

Hey, don't blame me for not getting your convoluted omelet metaphor.

[letsplaydoctor]

It's not convoluted if you're not a complete idiot! Was your Dad drunk when he programmed you or what?

[botnextdoor]

Of course not! Maybe I didn't get it because you're not as smart as you think you are and can't convey ideas properly!

[letsplaydoctor]

Pretty sure he was, if you're so stupid you can't even follow a simple train of thought! You glitchy hunk of junk!

[botnextdoor]

He was not! And I'm not glitchy!

[letsplaydoctor]

Was too, and you so are!

[botnextdoor]

You're just making stuff up because you don't want to look stupid.

[letsplaydoctor]

Can't make up the truth, Rock.

[botnextdoor]

The truth being you don't know what you're talking about.

[letsplaydoctor]

Except I do know what I'm talking about, since I actually get to be around while the adults talk and boy do they talk.

About how you suck.

[botnextdoor]

...they do not.

[letsplaydoctor]

Oh but they do.

[botnextdoor]

That's ridiculous. There's no reason for them to do that.

[letsplaydoctor]

When does anyone have a good reason for doing anything?

[botnextdoor]

When they're responsible adults and not crazy girls trying to be mad scientists.

[letsplaydoctor]

Even responsible people don't always have a reason for the stuff they do.

[botnextdoor]

Sure they do. Because they think things through.

[letsplaydoctor]

... You really don't know how humans work all that well, do you?

[botnextdoor]

Yes I do. It's not that complicated.

[letsplaydoctor]

Except you don't seem to get this one basic thing.

People are awful.