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[atadflamboyant]

Dear Mun,

A community? And it connects to other worlds? La, how jolly! I'm sure they must be positively teeming with the most interesting little moonbeams. Of course it will be an awful lot of work to get things situated if you understand my meaning -- of course you do. How wonderfully clever of you. I don't mean to complain, darling, but don't you think you might work a bit harder on that application? My heart aches with every passing moment. I fear I've come over with a set of vapors. It is my delicate constitution. Please do hurry, for my sake.

Yours most sincerely and always (I do mean that!)
Lord Akeldama

Comments

[atadflamboyant]

But my darling little gingersnap, we are already too intimate with each other! It isn't seemly for you to play coy.

[ioudas]

It's not getting any better, that's for sure.

[atadflamboyant]

You say the sweetest things!

[ioudas]

I'm quitting.

[atadflamboyant]

Do come and visit me soon, tiger lily!

[ioudas]

Nope.

[atadflamboyant]

As coy as it is to play hard-to-get, darling, you know I can't come to you.

[ioudas]

Please, don't come near me.

[atadflamboyant]

But darling, your hair looks so limp. I'm no Biffy, but for you I could take a turn at the curling iron!