On yet another potential lastvoyages app...

[useofaswhat]

This ain't the first time we seen each other, though I know it's been a spell. You didn't forget about me, right? Name's Captain Reynolds, got me a Firefly named Serenity? We square so far?

So you mind tellin' me why in the ruttin' hell I'd wanna fly on some other wángbādàn's ship for a year without none o' my crew 'round? Don't give a good gorram how good the payoff is, I ain't doin' it.

Huh?...

...you put it that way, little girl, we may have ourselves a deal.

Comments

[anidiotchild]

Problems, Captain?

[useofaswhat]

No more'n she usually gives me. How's your sister, doc?

[anidiotchild]

She's alright. Or, she was, last time I saw her. I haven't seen much of anyone lately, to be honest. [Someone's mun has one too many doctors on the good ship Barge already so guess who gets shafted. :v]

[useofaswhat]

We been in the same boat then. I mean, we're always in the same boat but you get my point. See to it she stays that way, dong ma? Last thing we need's her goin' off into one of her crazy spells.

[femininewiles]

You might have a deal? Should I even ask?

[useofaswhat]

Are we talkin' business now?

[femininewiles]

Sounded like you were.

[useofaswhat]

Sure was. Petty criminal business, even. The kind high-class ladies tend t'stay out of.

[scarlet_discord]

Um, well, actually...you can return to the place and time you left, so you won't have to worry about your crew while you're gone.

Captaining a spaceship sounds kinda awesome actually.

[useofaswhat]

Time, down t'the minute? You sayin' I can step out and back on in?

Pretty gorram shiny, ain't it?

[scarlet_discord]

From what I understand, yeah. There was this guy, right? He found out his family was in danger. But he had to stay aboard because he was an Inmate. So he was freaking out. But when he graduated he got to go back in time to save them. After that happened I did some asking around.

Having a good crew is important. Helps a person stay strong when things are crazy. It wouldn't be fair if you couldn't check in on them.

[useofaswhat]

So this ship's got a time machine stuck in the engine, huh? Might have to look into getting one o' those myself.

You ever fly yourself?

[omar]

Whole lotta dirt comin' out your mouth, man. And you supposed to be the example? Captain?

[useofaswhat]

Captain. [He crosses his arms.] You show me someone followin' my example and I'll show you a man can keep his head on straight.

[omar]

Thought you was supposed to be coming in to fix us all of our robbin' and murderin' and dirty mouths. Mind, that's not a problem I have so much, but from what I been reading, some of them boys and girls...

face twin, ahoy.

[writeswrongs]

Muns can be awfully persuasive, can't they?

Well hello there you gorgeous thing.

[useofaswhat]

Sure can be. No livin' with 'em some days.

[writeswrongs]

Unfortunately we don't have much say in who we live with.

[He's squinting at Mal. Looking at him curiously. Wait a minute...]

omg please yes please <3

[slayage]

[Buffy isn't so sure about that face, Mal. It looks a lot like the face of a misogynistic preacher she sliced in two not too long ago.

Have Buffy staring. Then, eventually..]

Yep. It's practically a deal-machine. Put a quarter in, get a deal falling out of the little slot.

Except.. Y'know. Harder than that.

fasdfsadkj you guys are such horrible enablers XD

[useofaswhat]

[For what it's worth, this face don't take too kindly to either preaching or misogyny.]

What? Do I got somethin' on my face?

Gorram. If it was that easy I woulda done this years ago.

ilu <3

[slayage]

...Well, your face is on your- Face.

[.....]

Remember the part where I said it's harder than that? I've been on the Barge for like.. Over a year now. No deals for me yet.

[thestarspangledman]

Sometimes the payoff could be worth it.

[useofaswhat]

That's the idea I'm startin' to get.

[thestarspangledman]

I haven't made my deal yet, but I'm -- considering it.

[zoe_alleyne]

Don't mean ta be rainin' on our parade Cap'n, but ya might want ta take a minute to think back on deals that's been made in the past.