In response to all the crazy love tumblr has been giving him.

[irohdisboat]

I am not about to go into the whole "stop using nicknames" thing.

Stop with the inappropriate nicknames though.

Especially "Captain Sexy" or any variation there of. It's not why anyone would call me the incorrect rank, it's not "canon".

You really need to stop.

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[logic_and_magic]

Oh my, what other names do they use?

[He's trying to stop from snickering here.]

[irohdisboat]

[Go ahead, he's heard nothing but giggles.]

I think the strangest one has been, "Ovary Destroyer". "Captain Panty Ruiner" happens a lot too.

I am somewhere between flattered and frustrated.

[logic_and_magic]

[Please, General Iroh, Crown is a dignified young man....he'll just snicker though.]

Well, I can see why one would be. They are...rather interesting titles to be had. But, do you really destroy the ovaries of women? If so you will have to tell me how.

[irohdisboat]

[Shakes his head and sighs.]

No, at least I don't think so. I want to meet the person who decided that was an actual...thing. [Waves a hand.]

Are all of these muns and fangirls prone to expressing their affection so strange and aggressively?

[logic_and_magic]

Hmmm....Perhaps your presence causes some strange explosion inside of them?

But I believe so yes. It is the very nature of fans and muns to express such things in the oddest way possible. I still do not understand as to why they would so eagerly do so...perhaps out of love? Hmm...

[irohdisboat]

I would hate for that to happen. I can't really control my face like that.

My mun's response just now was. "Because you are a BAMF" what ever that means.

[logic_and_magic]

I think the term 'BAMF' means Bad ass mother fucker...very crud way of saying, you, for all intensive purposes are the best at what you do and you look good doing it.

[kungfu_sexnun]

[Laughing in the corner.

You know, in a friendly way.]

[irohdisboat]

[Don't worry, he can deal. In fact, he wanders over to place kiss on her hand in greeting.]

Happy to see you amused.

[kungfu_sexnun]

[Heeee boy hey. What a gentleman!]

Is there anything that counts as an appropriate nickname for a prince AND a general? Even if the nonmilitary part is accurate?

[irohdisboat]

If I understood the logic behind half of them, I could tell you. I've become a little fond of "General Ass Kicking" even if it is a little rude to actually say.

[kungfu_sexnun]

What could be more logical than "Captain Sexy?"

[Hey, she already expressed her opinion re: that logic.]

Or maybe I should be asking: What are the illogical ones?

[Because this is starting to sound secretly hilarious and Nima wants in on the hilarity.]

[irohdisboat]

Irohnman. I don't understand the refrence. I keep getting compared to this Old Spice Guy.

[Also a gif set that replaces the airplanes flying toward his ship with panties.]

[kungfu_sexnun]

[. . . obviously the secret hilariousness is too secret.]

I don't understand any of that. So unfair. Good-natured ribbing out of appreciation should be shared with the world.

[irohdisboat]

My...mun is making me show you this.

[Red to his ears now.]

[kungfu_sexnun]

[Hysterical laughter.]

Oh General. You do brighten my day in unexpected ways.