This is far from over. Omega belongs to me and no one else. They're dead men. Every last one of them. They better start praying to whatever higher power they believe in. No one fucks with Aria.
They have a fleet strong enough to level Omega if need be or they did. If they're arrogant they sent back half of the fleet under the assumption that I won't return.
Sounds interesting- except for the part where your shots or punches don't line up. Depends on how much we consume though.
[Keep the ryncol away from me]
[Might end up getting rid of all the vorcha. Piss off the batarians. Play catch the cerberus agent before he finds you first. Maybe wake up somewhere with a lot of asari and turian and no sign of clothing anywhere to be found. Party hard.]
That depends on how much liquor there is still laying around. If we're in luck we take what we want from another bar.
[Fine, fine. No Ryncol.
Now that's just the best time ever. Who doesn't enjoy other naked aliens? Everyone loves naked turians and asari.It would be the best party Omega ever saw.]
[Shepard would be the least talented with a stripper pole- it would probably be amusing to anyone who saw her try. Good blackmail purposes, too. Poor Shepard.]
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[Shepard shifts, rubbing at her forehead]
Is there anything I can help with?
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I don't want to be running in there blindly.
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Plus, I've never fancied Cerberus all that much.
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When I get my station back I'll get us a few drinks to celebrate. [She'll need it, that's for sure.]
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Sounds good, just make sure you keep the race hating batarians away from my drinks. I would really hate to go through that again.
[Without a doubt, Shepard will need a few drinks as well.]
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Don't worry about any bastards like that. Someone tries to slip anything into a single drink and I'll see to their punishment personally.
[So a human and asari walk into a bar, get drunk and run the risk of ending up in questionable situations. Sounds like a excellent plan.]
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Glad to know, even though I wouldn't mind giving them the punishment myself.
[That can't end well- watch the both of them blow up Omega somehow. Only with Shepard this would ever occur.]
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We'll see about that. We could make a drinking game out of it. See how many drinks it takes for someone to get cocky and try and take someone out.
[Or blow up a lower portion. Send people out of airlocks, blow up a district or two. Good times, good times.]
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Sounds interesting- except for the part where your shots or punches don't line up. Depends on how much we consume though.
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Keep the ryncol away from me][Might end up getting rid of all the vorcha. Piss off the batarians. Play catch the cerberus agent before he finds you first. Maybe wake up somewhere with a lot of asari and turian and no sign of clothing anywhere to be found. Party hard.]
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[Fine, fine. No Ryncol.
Now that's just the best time ever. Who doesn't enjoy other naked aliens? Everyone loves naked turians and asari.It would be the best party Omega ever saw.]
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[There's a wide grin tugging at her lips.]
[Everyone else would be so jealous that they couldn't be apart of the party.]
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It would be a good follow-up to a battle. We can see how well you hold your liquor.
[They should be. It would be the most epic party that the galaxy has ever seen. Bonus points if they can get anyone to work a stripper pole.]
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[She does love her alcohol, after all.]
[Shepard would be the least talented with a stripper pole- it would probably be amusing to anyone who saw her try. Good blackmail purposes, too. Poor Shepard.]