mun just rewatched the best poto adaptation ever

[fuckyouwebber]

That version of my life you rewatched is certainly...interesting, to say the least. But with all due respect, Mlle. Mundane, why am I a dog?

Yours,
the very human Raoul de Chagney

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[cassie_of_troy]

A dog? Isn't that delightful? And here I thought I'd seen all there was to see in worldwalking.

lolz, he's bookverse so he won't recognize rossum

[fuckyouwebber]

I suppose that one man's delightful is another man's...strange.

I just love that name

[cassie_of_troy]

And you take no delight in the strange?

it's oh so true. :c

[fuckyouwebber]

With all due respect, mademoiselle, I have had enough of the strange to last a lifetime.

[cassie_of_troy]

I know plenty of people who would say you've seen nothing yet.

And why does everyone keep calling me "Mademoiselle?"

[fuckyouwebber]

Those people are probably wrong.

Well, I call you that because I am French and it's the proper term. That is, unless you're married. And if you are, I apologize horribly for being quite rude.

[cassie_of_troy]

I see. And I take no offense.

[fuckyouwebber]

Oh, so you are married?

[cassie_of_troy]

[She laughs. It is not a pleasant laugh.]

Now who would marry a lunatic?

[fuckyouwebber]

For a lunatic, you seem quite pleasant, sane, and wonderful to talk with. Therefore, I doubt your claims that you are a lunatic.

[cassie_of_troy]

I see.

Social convention now dictates I ask for your name.

[fuckyouwebber]

Raoul de Chagney. And yours, mademoiselle?

[cassie_of_troy]

Cassandra.

[fuckyouwebber]

Pleasure to meet you, Mademoiselle Cassandra.

[heartbreaking]

My commiserations to you, sir. Perhaps it would be best to think on all the favourable qualities of the comparison rather than focus on the less admirable ones?

[fuckyouwebber]

I suppose you are right. It could have been a worse animal, instead of a dog. Or, the dog could have been mangy-looking.

[heartbreaking]

Consider the dog: loyal, protective and generally quite a gregarious fellow. One could certainly do worse than that, I assure you.

[fuckyouwebber]

And don't forget, depending on the breed, a wonderful companion and a damn good hunter.

[heartbreaking]

Quite so. See, it isn't all nearly so bad one might believe at first glance!

[fuckyouwebber]

I suppose so! Thank you, Monsieur.

[underthehoodie]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[fuckyouwebber]

The dog does have my eyes.

[underthehoodie]

And yer nose.

[fuckyouwebber]

What? My nose is much better than the dog's!

[underthehoodie]

I can't tell the difference.

[fuckyouwebber]

There is no need to be that way, Shura.

[underthehoodie]

It's cute. There's nothing wrong with that, Raoul.

[fuckyouwebber]

Shura, I am to be married when I return home. You should not call it cute!

[underthehoodie]

Raoul, I could call you worse things and don't bring marriage into this. I can call you cute if I want to.

[fuckyouwebber]

[Raoul is now blushing up a storm.]

If you insist, Shura.

[underthehoodie]

I do. [She wins, yay!]