a_sharp_dresser: (You are all incompetent morons.)
BLU Spy ([personal profile] a_sharp_dresser) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-23 05:41 pm

Look who finally made it.

[Hello Dear Mun, have a Spy folding his arms and tapping his foot impatiently.]

...

[...what?]

Don't play stupid, even if you are quite good at it. You know what I'm waiting for.

[...fine. I'm so sorry for waiting so long to make your account.]

Hmm...well, I suppose zhat is zhe best I can expect from you. Very well, your..."apology", if you can even call it zhat, is accepted.

[He waves his hand dismissively.]

At any rate, now zhat I am here I 'ave a bit of catching up to do. Which is fine, I do enjoy my job after all.
hasstandards: (➸ That bomb ain't gonna move itself.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-23 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Brilliant. Now my mun can stop askin' me what happened to you, as if I'd know.
sentryslinger: (GIDDY UP)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-23 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to see you around these parts, Spy. You let me know if I can help you out with that catchin' up business.
hasstandards: (➸ Here's a touching story:)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-23 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have you know I've been on my best behavior in your absence.
sentryslinger: (THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-23 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you haven't missed much. Numbers are pretty even on both sides, we've got two Assistants wanderin' around keepin' an eye on things, and no one has killed anyone yet, I don't think. Only a few shots been fired, too.

Overall, things aren't so bad around here.
hasstandards: (➸ Aww did I get blood on your suit?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-23 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You're better off asking them yourself. I don't talk to 'em.

[Usually.]
hasstandards: (➸ How many times have you died?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-23 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Doin' well enough. I don't particularly talk to them, either.

[Sometimes.]
hasstandards: (➸ I think we're done here.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-23 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have one of his indistinct, disgruntled sounds. He hates being called on things like this.]

Pyro's fine. Spy's fine. Demoman's drunk. Most of 'em are nowhere to be seen. Too many Medics and Scouts and spooks for my liking. There. That what you want to hear?
sentryslinger: (MOVE 'EM OUT)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-23 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Not when I've got Pyro around watchin' my back. She's good at keepin' 'em off me most of the time.

I'm not sure it's all that necessary around here, though. They don't seem to be as willing to fight as they would be on the battlefield. That doesn't mean they leave my contraptions alone, but Spies will be Spies.
hasstandards: (➸ I see ya.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-23 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't I just get through saying there were already too many spooks around here for my liking?
hasstandards: (➸ Standin' around like a bloody idiot.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-23 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
And what category would you like to be in, pray tell?
sentryslinger: (MUCH OBLIGED PARTNER)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-23 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll thank ya kindly for that, partner. It's really just the one I've got the problem with. The rest haven't been all that troublesome.
hasstandards: (➸ Thanks for the target practice!)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-23 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. You can be in the category of people what can't keep their noses in their own business and I talk to only because I know they won't go away otherwise.

[It's a surprisingly big category.]
sentryslinger: (THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-23 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Where have ya been, anyway? Locked up inside your mundane's head?

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