New muse; testing voice | Fandom is Archer

[lovesocelots]

I'm glad you decided to pick me up. I'd say honored but we both know I'm the best agent from ISIS. The series is named after me and for good reason.

You might not have a place for me yet, but I'm sure you'll find something. And even if you don't, that's okay because I'm that awesome. I know you're new with my voice, but I'm sure you'll do fine. As complicated as I am, I'm not that hard to know with a few drinks.

I do suggest you find more icons for me however. Make sure you get my good side. Which is every side.

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SOB I CAN'T RESIST

[lanakane]

We used to be somewhere. Well, you know, not we, but... me and another you.

God, two of you. Just the thought is kiiiiiiind of making me want to shoot myself in the eye.

LANA!

[lovesocelots]

Another me? What? We both there there's only one of the world's greatest spies. There can't be two.

[lanakane]

Noooope, you were definitely there with me. And since it wasn't you you, then it must have been another you. This was before all the cancer and the Russian bimbos and stuff.