Ikki wants what she wants!

[noindoorvoice]

Next time I vote Korra gets captured and I get to use Airbending to save everyone! Also armor like Hero Bei Fong, and a ship like General Iroh has, and another sister, please. I was very good.

And no masked men. Ever. Ever ever again.

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[irohdisboat]

[Smile] Well, work hard on your bending and we can see about a ship for you.

If your father agrees.

[noindoorvoice]

Really? I've been practicing super hard, honest! I got some bad guys and everything even if they weren't the baddest of all.

... Maybe he'd let me have a little one.

[irohdisboat]

[He can't help but chuckle a little are her enthusiasm. He can still remember what it was like when he first saw the Navy too.]

I can definitely provide you with a little one, Lady Ikki.

[It would be a model, but he's sure Bumi will probably drag the kids onto the his own ship later.]

[noindoorvoice]

Thank you, General Iroh! [Bouncing Airbending everywhere goodness.] Promise I'll only crash it into bad guys and evil doers and volcanoes!

[irohdisboat]

Good to see you understand the amount of responsibility involved. [Whatever. It's adorable, and she's not his kid so it's perfectly A-OK to spoil her rotten.]

[noindoorvoice]

Uh-huh. I'm super responsible! Ask anyone!

Have you ever crashed? Was there a boom?

[irohdisboat]

Heh. Not one of the battle ships. Though I did crash the Equalists air ships. And it was a very nice explosion.

You do know that the point is not to crash things though right?

[interest]

And we can ride in on Naga!! Only she has wings this time and can breathe fire and has really big claws like a polarbeardogdragonmole!

[noindoorvoice]

Yeah! We can take her way up high to all the cloud castles and Pabu can come too with his lemur wings flying him to safety!

[interest]

And then they shoots rainbows from their eyes that go across Republic City and everyone stops to look all happy then we go and kick some Equalist butt!!!!

[noindoorvoice]

And then there's a dancing and music to celebrate how amazing we are everywhere!

[interest]

And we get a statue right next to Grandpa Aang, except we're riding Oogi and we have a shiny crown and big sceptre and there's glitter and sunbeams everywhere!!

[noindoorvoice]

And if anyone ever tries to put a stupid mask on it we'll shot airbeams from our eyes and scare them away!

i love this thread

[interest]

Not just airbeams, but airbeams with magical hypnotizing powers that makes them all friends and they'll really really really want to hug everyone and apologize for their meanness!

it could go on forever

[noindoorvoice]

And then they'll become Air Acolytes and be vegetarians and live on the island and call us Amazing wonderful Princess for helping them so much! And Republic City will be so safe that we'll get a prize!

[linsanity]

My armor might need a few modifications to fit you, but... I'll see what I can do.

Just don't tell your dad.

[noindoorvoice]

[You're permanently her new favorite, Bei Fong. Prepare for high speed Airbender hugs.] I'll get taller! When I'm an adult I'm going to be taller than you and Dad.

I won't! I'll be quiet! Very quiet! The quietest ever in the history of the universe and he'll never even know I was ever ever there! Really! Quiet. Zipped lips. Yep!

[linsanity]

[She just sort of exasperatedly accepts them. Better to just get the airbender hugs over with. At least the armor offers some protection!] I bet you will be.

[sigh. She's gonna get into so much trouble for this.] Ikki. Not. A. Word.

[noindoorvoice]

And 50 billion boyfriends who are all shorter.

[She opens her mouth, closes it again, her lips pressed together with extra concentration. Look! Look at how quiet she's being. Thumbs up signal and all.]

[waterbends]

You'll get a chance, I'm sure.

[noindoorvoice]

I'm going to do everything ever at least once. [Sage nodding.]