Voice Test. ~ HE IS THE LAW OKAY.

[judgedredd]

Your infatuation with the rookie serves only to illustrate how incapable you are of understanding our position within the community.

You are not prepared for this assignment.

You are not prepared to understand what she and I do for Mega-City.

[Translation: Flipping through the comics and cajoling a friend into making some movie-related icons does not a muse make rookie. Less then a rookie. And he's being nice and overlooking the blatant kidnapping charges.]

There are no judges, this is not my jurisdiction. This community and other space is not prepared for Cadet Anderson or me.

[And then when he speaks there is power, force, and inflection in his tone. He sounds challenging and dangerous.]

I am the law.

[The law of Mega-City, but all the same. Several centuries of human law enforcement condensed into one living breathing unit and one living breathing man. Judge Dredd ladies and gentlemen.]

Comments

[summersword]

...Huh?

[Truly, the soul of wit, this one.]

[judgedredd]

[He just stares]

Exactly as I said.

And now I keep quoting the Nostalgia Critic's review of Judge Doom.

[summersword]

...I didn't catch a word of that. Must've been distracted by your stupid helmet.

He had it right. here's hoping that Karl takes it off at least once in the movie. D:

[judgedredd]

[eyebrow raise]

This is a regulation helmet.

Here's hoping, because good God, is Karl pretty.

[summersword]

[She squints at his helmet for a minute before shrugging.]

Must've been gone longer than I thought, then, if that's regulation for a cop. And where exactly is this "Mega-City", anyway?

and he'd be all clean-cut-or scruffy and wild looking.

[judgedredd]

[Gone long or not, Dredd is wondering just what the point of this is. He has work to do and his writer is keeping him here.]

...There are no peace officers. Regulation-Cops. [He sounds the word out, slowly.] That's us. The legal system condensed into one officer.

Mega-City is built on the ruins of the east coast of the country formerly known as North America.

mmmm. yum!

[summersword]

[Ildi smirks like a cat that got the canary and folds her hands behind her back.]

Justice expedited. Interesting. Different than what I'm used to, but interesting. So is it judge and jury, or...?

-Aah. Then you, my bucko, are from somewhere else than me. The east coast was still there last I looked.

yes good

[judgedredd]

[He does not like that smirk. Not one bit.]

It's the Judge's duty to dispense investigation, jury, and sentencing and then carry out the sentence. [This is all stuff you guys should know. D: WHO TAKES CARE OF ALL OF YOU :/]

[there's the smallest, smallest frown.] you're before the Atomic wars then.

actually it's cause of LAWWWWWWWW[L]

[inmycycle]

[Have an alien that judges everything because he can.]

The human is laughing. I can only guess it's due to your ridiculous looking helmet.

WHY DO YOU LAUGH.

[judgedredd]

[This judge just stares. And stares.]

It's standard issue. They're welcome to laugh. [No one has to like a judge. only fear them.]

WHY NOT? IT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAAAWWW

[inmycycle]

[With four eyes, prothean can stare a lot longer.]

I wouldn't encourage her. [A beat.] You will find yourself unable to uphold any "law" here, human.

CURSE YOU STALLONE. [/fistyrue]

[judgedredd]

[You can't tell if he blinks. Bam.]

...It's not "any" law. [It's the law.] And there will always need to be judges here. The world neesd us.