Canon is Burn Notice. Muse wants nothing to do with this...

[besttoshootit]

This again?

[She heaves a bored sigh.]

Really, mun. I understand that you miss me, and I suppose that's flattering, but this is ridiculous.

[A pause. And the air of bored patience is traded in for a healthy dose of annoyance.]

No, I don't think another one of your games would be fun. I think I'd actually rather stay in prison. DB is my preferred type of monster, thank you.

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[whenyoureaspy]

Fi. Muns do have this way of wanting to toy with us more don't they.

[besttoshootit]

I was perfectly happy when she was simply thinking about going through all of this nonsense again. I didn't think she'd actually do anything about it. She's the type to think and talk and never do.

[tether]

You prefer bored but comparatively safer...?

I, uh, don't mean to be sarcastic. It just seems an unusual quality in the kinds of people who show up here.

[besttoshootit]

You've obviously never been to a maximum security prison. The repetition is indeed boring, but I'd hardly call it safe.

[Fi's brow arches.]

Especially not when you're the new kid who intentionally painted a target on her back.

[tether]

Comparatively.

[He smiles very slightly, and apologetically.]

Then again, it depends on where you'd head, but with these... typists, I tend to err on the sadistic side.

[besttoshootit]

[Fi gives a small nod. She supposes she can give him that.]

I was just explaining that very thing to someone a few weeks back. Poor thing was only drawing attention to himself with his complaining.

She's got her eye on some horror/survival thing. Been there, done that, as they say. I don't want a repeat perfermance.

[tether]

Would you at least be with someone you liked?

[besttoshootit]

I wouldn't know a soul.

Though that wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.

[burned_spy]

And yet we end up in them, all the same.

[besttoshootit]

That remains to be seen. She's been thinking about it off and on for a year. This is the closest she's come to going through with it, but given, her actions in the past, I'd say my odds are pretty good.

[cortaditos]

Well, aren't you the prettiest little jailbird these eyes ever did see. That happy-go-explosion personality finally catch up with you?

[besttoshootit]

[Her expression goes sour for a fleeting moment then her chin lifts and she eyes him with the disdain he should be used to by now. But when she speaks her tone is almost syrupy.]

No, but they certainly caught up with you. How is it being truly dead, Larry?

About a month late but I couldn't resist the siren call of a Fi

[mojitoing]

You're stuck with a pushy, pain in the ass mun who wants to get you into a game too?

...That's gotta be the first thing we've ever had in common.

Dude, I'll backtag forever. Besides <3 Sam

[besttoshootit]

She did. But then she left the game in question and I found myself with a little more time on my hands.

Where is yours trying to box you off to?

Backtags are wonderful - and <3 Fi!

[mojitoing]

...She knows how dangerous it is to let you run around bored, right?

Hah - at least yours landed you somewhere! Mine keeps fishing around for the right place - likes to drop me off in this meme or that one without making an ap. She was thinking magic sex island for awhile, but now she's leaning toward monsters-on-a-Canadian-Island. Makes me think that she's got a thing for water.

Oh yeah. I've had a DM thread going since April... I think it may be a record.

[besttoshootit]

She doesn't seem nearly as worried about that as she should be. I don't know whether to be annoyed or impressed.

[She shrugs]

Those damn sex islands. This one's been trying to decide who, if anybody, she might try to take back there. It sure as hell won't be me. Deserted islands seem to be a favorite them among the creators of these "games".

[She says it as though it leaves a bad taste in her mouth]

Your possible future home doesn't sound familiar though. Same theme, of course. Different locale. Canada? Really?

I've had a couple floating from around from June - also a Sam response!

[mojitoing]

Either she's got guts or she doesn't wanna fight you. And if it's the second one I can't blame her one bit.

[Eyebrow goes up.]

She's thinking of shoving you on that sex island? She knows you'd just try to shoot your way out, right?

...Unless they hide your guns down there. Hell, that might make you even angrier...

But I get why they pick islands. It's like shoving everybody into a jar and shaking it hard.

The Canada one? Yeah, it's a charming little island - you know the type, has a sex slavery ring fighting a drug manufacturing ring. And at night, monsters come out. Basically, a repeat of Stalingrad in the 80's.

[He smirks at, tilting down his sunglasses.]

Stalingrad on steroids.

I dunno how I'd build any CR without backtags = /

[besttoshootit]

[Fi smiles angelically.] Why, Sam, one would almost think that you're a little afraid of me.

[The smile disappears and is replaced by an annoyed frown.]

Not that I'm going anywhere near that island, but if they were to even think of touching my guns...Well, let's just say that there may not be much of an island left.

[She lets that be the final word on that topic and listens as he explains about his island, her brows lifting at his description. She shakes her head a bit and shrugs.]

All things considered, I think I'd rather go to your place. I've done monsters and war, neither of which are things I'd like to repeat, but it's better than collars and curses.

Ditto - and speaking of sorry for this late one! - and I'd totally ap him in if you ap in her

[mojitoing]

[He gives her a smirk.]

You're taking admiration for fear again.

[In that Sam ADMIRES that she's one heck of a crazy chick.]

Didn't think you'd let that one rest. You're not exactly known for your sweet nature.

It's a pretty rough neighborhood; not that you're not used to that. And messed up. Think you could handle it?

Never a worry! Btdt, got the t-shirt. Also, link me? I'm not sure I know this game...

[besttoshootit]

[Fi shrugs. Potato, tomato.]

I think there's a healthy does of one in the other. And vice versa.

[Yeah, Sam's a smart cookie when he needs to be.]

Sweet is overrated. And boring. Besides, sweet girls never get to have any of the fun.

[She arches a brow. Can she handle it? Surely you jest, Sam.]

Oh, I'm sure I'd do just fine.

Sorry so late again - YAY for getting the shirt - and the game is sirens_pull!

[mojitoing]

[She says potato, he says pimp?]

Works for me.

[Almost always, or so he would brag, if given the chance.]

And we both know how Mike likes ya when you're sweet. He's not like me. I'm the one who wants 'em a little softer around the edges.

[He doesn't jest, mostly because huge monsters plus tiny Fi freak him out on a whole new level.]

Gotta warn ya, Fi - some of these little SOBS breathe fire.