a thousand curses on ALL ENABLERS WHO MAKE ME voice test

[shiversowntimbers]

Wait, you said you were putting in the spider lady, but now you're not sure?
It's not that I'm mind going somewhere with the rest of my team, but a different dimension that we can't get out of?
With monsters and aliens and Decepticons wandering around?

...

I think the spider lady would fit there better.

Comments

[assistingtheday]

[He's happy to see you, Blades. He really is.]

Make sure you bring some mud.

just making it clear that I hate all of you

[shiversowntimbers]

Will we not be able to find any there? Boulder won't be very happy...

LOVE YOU TOO

[assistingtheday]

Perhaps, but preparation is key.

It appears you are well informed of the situation.

Evil. Persons.

[shiversowntimbers]

Okay, if you think I complain? You should hear some of these others, the stories they have are really not making this situation sound any more appealing.

[assistingtheday]

I'll be sure to document their concerns via a network-based complaint sheet.

[levelheadedbulldozer]

Hey Blades, you can help me out with my garden!

[All that other stuff? Pfft, nothing to worry about. Yet.]

[shiversowntimbers]

Oh, so there is mud there already.

[levelheadedbulldozer]

Of course there's mud here! A lot of it too.

[And he's already been covered in it once or twice, no worries.]

[shiversowntimbers]

Okay, so if we need to hide from the aliens there, we're covered.

[levelheadedbulldozer]

Not from the ones that can eat us whole though.

[This topic is clearly srs business.]

[shiversowntimbers]

Wait....Wait WHAT? There's aliens that can eat us whole?

WHY did no one tell me this? Why are they there? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

[levelheadedbulldozer]

Don't you remember that monster movie we watched? The one with the blob?

There aren't any in Ink City though, you should be safe.

[shiversowntimbers]

You're sure? There aren't any things that hug your face and lay eggs in your tummy either, are there?

[levelheadedbulldozer]

I don't think there are any of those either... not that I know of anyway.

Besides, Optimus Prime is there, no alien would bother us.

[shiversowntimbers]

Maybe not, but I don't think the Decepticons are exactly the same that way.

[rolltotherescue]

If we have to be stuck there, so do you.

Hate you especially

[shiversowntimbers]

I'm just saying the spider lady sounds like she would have more fun.

Love you too sis

[rolltotherescue]

Look, I'm not too happy about it either. I'm just less happy about not having a full team around.

You could TRY to sound sorry

[shiversowntimbers]

[Sigh and nod]

...I guess...It's okay when the whole team's there...

You're right! I could!

[rolltotherescue]

After staying in Griffin Rock? Pretty sure we can handle whatever Ink City throws at us.

>:|[

[shiversowntimbers]

Never thought I'd miss flobsters so much.

[rolltotherescue]

[We can fix that, Blades, we can fix that real quick...]

That makes one of us.

[shiversowntimbers]

I'm not saying I want flobsters? But compared to whatever is going on in that weird place, they just sound a lot easier to handle.

[rolltotherescue]

So far the worst I've had to handle there is driving lessons and Chase's singing.

[shiversowntimbers]

I don't knoooow, it doesn't get much worse than that.

[rolltotherescue]

Hnh! Not easily.

[Chase's tuneless droning is just that awful.]

[shiversowntimbers]

Though, okay, what is up with the round bear thing? He was saying that robot eat skin.

[yatteredglass]

spiderlady, spiderlady, like spiderman but she's a lady ♪

LOL hi! You know, not all decepticons are bad

[shiversowntimbers]

[We will return to your regularly scheduled Blades after this realization that there are robot-sized cats.]

[yatteredglass]

Hello? I'm right over here, waving...

you don't even have to talk back, just Yatter at me!

[shiversowntimbers]

Oh my goodness you are so cuuute!

[Not talking it is!]

[yatteredglass]

I know :3 Hi! I'm Ravage!

but not all Decepticons are bad! some of us are from reverse polarity worlds!

[shiversowntimbers]

What's a...'reverse polarity'? Is that like 'I'm giving the engines all she's got, captain!'

[yatteredglass]

No, like... the bad guys are the good guys and the good guys tear people to pieces and Cold Slither isn't "noise" but good musics!

[shiversowntimbers]

That...does not sound good.

[suchbigimagination]

Sounds like you have a very interesting story there!

What's a Decepticon?

[shiversowntimbers]

[It's a dog. It's a fluffy dog. It's a talking fluffy dog that is talking to him.]

[suchbigimagination]

[Why yes he is, thanks for noticing! Wagging his tail and barking, he does a couple of spins for Blades' entertainment.

Check out how talented he is, and that's not even all he can do!]

[shiversowntimbers]

[Blades kneels down and reaches out a hand towards the DOGGIE]

Who is the cutest little talking doggie?

[kingofthetvworld]

Ugh, no spiders, please. The bee is bad enough.

[shiversowntimbers]

You are talking about Bumblebee, right?

[kingofthetvworld]

YES! He's the big jerkface who hits people and something about eating skin.

But worst of all he won't even play with me!

[shiversowntimbers]

...We're still talking about Bumblebee, right?

Because eating skin is really not something robots tend to do in general.

[kingofthetvworld]

Okay okay. I'll admit I only heard that from the other jerkface robot, and I don't trust him much, either.

The other stuff still stands, however! He's a shady one, that bee.

[shiversowntimbers]

If by 'shady' you mean 'bright yellow' then yes.

[kingofthetvworld]

...Yes, he's certainly that, too.

[gowithallyourspark]

..."Spider lady"?

[Suspicious bird-bot is suspicious.]

dfgdafgdsfg hi

[shiversowntimbers]

She's really short, and has a lot of legs that turn into guns.

Hi; it's Buggy :D

[gowithallyourspark]

[If you think the spider is short short...]

...That's what I was afraid of.