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dist. the rose the rose the rose (
cockroach
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2012
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09:44 am
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canon: tales
still homeless
Oh, don't even bother pretending you
don't
miss me. Who wouldn't? It has been weeks, hasn't it?
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sassy_spy
2012-06-22 02:54 am (UTC)
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...I'm pretty sure Colonel doesn't...
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the_necromancer
2012-06-22 04:23 am (UTC)
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Now Anise you shouldn't get him fussy. Snot will get everywhere.
jade is a dick, this is news
uncutejade
2012-06-22 04:54 am (UTC)
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It's been
years
and I still don't miss you.
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cockroach
2012-06-22 05:39 am (UTC)
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S-Shut up! Of course he wouldn't admit such a thing to
you!
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cockroach
2012-06-22 05:40 am (UTC)
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How dare you lie to my face, Jade!
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uncutejade
2012-06-22 05:49 am (UTC)
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Ah, I see. It's opposite day.
Indeed, how dare I lie in your illustrious presence. It must be because I am overcome with feelings of inferiority.
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sassy_spy
2012-06-22 06:12 am (UTC)
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Aww, Colonel. You took the fun out of it!
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sassy_spy
2012-06-22 06:16 am (UTC)
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How would you know? You don't know what we do behind your back~♪
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glasses_gleam
2012-06-22 06:18 am (UTC)
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Dist, of course I've missed you,
terribly
~
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:18 am (UTC)
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As you should. I
am
, after all, in every way your superior.
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:20 am (UTC)
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Oh, but I do. I do have eyes in places you're not even aware of.
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:21 am (UTC)
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Well of course you do, Jade. It's good of you to come and openly admit it.
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sassy_spy
2012-06-22 06:21 am (UTC)
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?!
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sassy_spy
2012-06-22 06:22 am (UTC)
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PERVERT! I knew it was you!
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glasses_gleam
2012-06-22 06:23 am (UTC)
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Of course I've missed my servant, do get me some coffee would you? I've been waiting over a week now.
You might also attend to the dishes in the manor.
And don't forget to clean your doghouse, I think His Majesty's Rappigs have moved in in your absence~
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:23 am (UTC)
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[ wait what. ]
...
What
are you talking about?
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:24 am (UTC)
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...oh that's
so funny
, Jade. How childish of you.
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glasses_gleam
2012-06-22 06:25 am (UTC)
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I think the phrase is, "If the shoe fits."
And I'd much rather you a servant than my shadow. I worry about a film getting tracked on everything from your drool in that case~
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sassy_spy
2012-06-22 06:25 am (UTC)
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It's
more
than obvious since
you
brought it up!
Leave it to the guilty dog to bark first.
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:27 am (UTC)
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Oh come now, Anise. I was talking about a different pair of eyes.
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:27 am (UTC)
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You think you're so clever, don't you?
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glasses_gleam
2012-06-22 06:30 am (UTC)
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Not at all, I'm in complete and total awe at your genius.
Only such a rare wit can have every plan blow up in their face spectacularly, and oftentimes literally~
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sassy_spy
2012-06-22 06:30 am (UTC)
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Look Dist.
Look with your special eyes
But preferably not through my bedroom window at night.
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fononfailure
2012-06-22 06:34 am (UTC)
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[ Note to self: the easiest way to locate Jade(s) is to dangle Dist where they'll be sure to smell him. ]
Maybe your mun thought you were finally out of season.
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:36 am (UTC)
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...why would I even bother with
that
when I have better, more important things to do?
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2012-06-22 06:37 (UTC)
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sassy_spy
2012-06-22 06:37 am (UTC)
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I don't know Dist, why don't you tell me.
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glasses_gleam
2012-06-22 06:38 am (UTC)
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[
But only because they sense weakness and know to strike~
]
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:38 am (UTC)
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Well
. I've always thought you were jealous of my abi--
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:39 am (UTC)
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JADE!!!
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2012-06-22 06:39 (UTC)
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cockroach
2012-06-22 06:40 am (UTC)
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What do you
mean
out of season?
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fononfailure
2012-06-22 06:43 am (UTC)
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[ SOB. Like a pack of scary fonic-powered piranhas! ]
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fononfailure
2012-06-22 06:45 am (UTC)
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I could've sworn I spotted your face in the garden a few days ago...
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2012-06-22 06:46 (UTC)
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glasses_gleam
2012-06-22 06:52 am (UTC)
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No need to shout Dist, I might be senile, but I am quite sure I know my own name~
...Actually my memory might be going. I've forgotten my errands.
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uncutejade
2012-06-22 07:54 am (UTC)
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Yes. It's why you've always followed me around, never giving me a moment's peace. To help me feel better about myself.
[ Maybe he can grow up to be just like you! ]
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jade is a dick, this is news
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gasp
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Indeed, how dare I lie in your illustrious presence. It must be because I am overcome with feelings of inferiority.
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1/2
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You might also attend to the dishes in the manor.
And don't forget to clean your doghouse, I think His Majesty's Rappigs have moved in in your absence~
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...What are you talking about?
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And I'd much rather you a servant than my shadow. I worry about a film getting tracked on everything from your drool in that case~
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Leave it to the guilty dog to bark first.
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Only such a rare wit can have every plan blow up in their face spectacularly, and oftentimes literally~
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Look with your special eyes
But preferably not through my bedroom window at night.
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Maybe your mun thought you were finally out of season.
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...Actually my memory might be going. I've forgotten my errands.
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[ Maybe he can grow up to be just like you! ]