Old muse is awake once again

[valley_cat]

Look, just because Bobby popped up yesterday doesn't mean you can, like, drag me out here too. I was, like, actually enjoying the peace and quiet, you know?

...

No, I am not loud! What's your deal, Mun?

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[chaoticshambles]

Huh. Well, maybe try being real quiet then.

[valley_cat]

...That's, like, all I've been doing.

[Kitty, Mun is like Santa; I know when you are sleeping, I know when you're awake. No muse is allowed to sit idly when their eyes are wide open.]

[chaoticshambles]

But you were yelling like five minutes ago!

[valley_cat]

I raised my voice a little bit. I wasn't yelling.

And I haven't spoken up for, like, a whole year. So I think I was plenty quiet.

[chaoticshambles]

Just once still once, you know! See. Yelling!

...Except I did it twice.

[valley_cat]

Okay, okay, yelling, I get it. Sheesh.

[chaoticshambles]

Well, no need to get mad at me, I'm just trying to help.

[valley_cat]

I'm not... exactly sure how telling me I was yelling is helping anything...

[chaoticshambles]

Well you didn't think you were yelling. So now you know! Now you can learn to yell properly.

[valley_cat]

I can yell just fine when I need to. I just don't, like, see any reason to.

[Mostly because this guy's a stranger. If he were Kurt telling her, she probably would have yelled a great deal by now.]

[chaoticshambles]

[Oh why can no one put their trust in the eight foot guy in a gas mask covered in leather?

Oh right, because they're sane.]

Not for this, but what if you have to later and you're as bad at it here then?

[valley_cat]

[Yes, it's much safer to put one's trust in a six foot, blue, hairy Beast toting glasses and Shakespeare.]

I don't plan on being in that sort of situation.