dear_mun | (no subject)

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Hey, dipshit!

Give me back my face right now!

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I think your current face looks pretty cool.

...You're a fucking asshole, guy.

Hey, fuck you, man! I was tryin' to be nice!

You tell a guy with a horrifying disfigurement that it looks cool and think that's nice!?

Edited 2012-06-21 18:46 (UTC)

...Oh, I just thought you naturally looked like that. You're not some kinda' lizard-man? Were-lizard, maybe?

If I was supposed to look like this, why would I be demanding my face back!? It's a curse!

Well, it still looks cooler than a borin' human face. You've got intimidation factor.

...How fucking stupid are you? Who wants to be intimidating all day!? Think how hard it is to get a job! Or a girl friend! Or get a dentist's appointment!

I don't need any of those things, I wouldn't know.

Good for you, dipshit. You got the empathy of a...[Fuck, he wanted to say lizard. NOPE.] Rock.

Wolf, actually.

No, because wolves have jobs and girlfriends. [In like, the loosest sense.]

How many wolves do YOU know?

Hey, I watch nature programs on the TV all the time.

Survival isn't a job, it's a genetic imperative.

Yeah, but they all have jobs in the pack, with the main guy being the boss and everyone else is his employee.

It's more than that. They're family.

Family business.

The point is, you already look cool. Your human face was probably ugly as sin, anyway.

Edited 2012-06-21 19:19 (UTC)

You're just saying that because you look like a forty year old elf with a unibrow! Get a haircut!

Oh, I get it. You're mad because I'm stylin' on you.

Edited 2012-06-21 19:29 (UTC)

No, I'm mad because if you had a lizard head it'd be an improvement, but I'm the one stuck with it!

It can't be helped. As you can see, my head is even cooler.

...So you're a furry.

Creepy.

I'm a werewolf! How dare you!?

Furry, werewolf, whatever you kids are calling it.

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