mun needs her kol entertainment.

[needsentertainment]

Why the long face, darling? Clearly you don't regret creating me at all, do you now? I mean, let's face it. I'm certainly much more fun to play with rather than my brothers' and Bekah, now aren't I?  C'mon, don't be shy now. 

Admit it. I'm fun.

I mean, I know I'm much more better than that Salvatore scumbag you gave a shot with in that community one time. What? Too soon? Ah well. There's no need to worry, love. Anyone can play that irritating Damon twat but it takes a phenomenal being to play me. 

Really love, there isn't no need to fear by playing me. You should learn to embrace it. It's not often I let women like you get away clean free anyway.

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[getsthelastword]

Anyone can play me? I resent that.

I'll give you the 'irritating,' though. Half the population of Bete Noire does hate me.

[needsentertainment]

Well, you know that saying where "It's so easy, a caveman can do it"? That right there, fits you so perfectly, darling.

Amazing. I can't see or find anyone else who'd want to love you though... How is Elena? Heard a lot of things had happened during my absence. Surely you wouldn't mind filling me in on about it, would you?

[getsthelastword]

Depends on which Elena you're talking about. The blond or the brunette.

[needsentertainment]

[Blond? What, no Damon shut up.there can only be ONE Elena. And she is a brunette.] Don't be so coy with me. The brunette.

[getsthelastword]

[Oh, you Mystic Falls people. You're all so cute.]

I've met her. Nice kid. Dumb as a box of rocks, though.

[needsentertainment]

[Damon please... You're all the same. :|

However. Kol is learning new things.] And this blond Elena, how is she any different from the brunette?

[If this ones actually intelligent and good at making decisions, Kol might buy you a drink. Might.]

[getsthelastword]

[Have a line-face, Kol.]

Well. For one thing. She's dead.

Look, I don't claim to understand this multiverse hilarity, bambino, I just enjoy having my ass handed to me by it. It's barrels of fun.

[negotiates]

[Hi, bro.] I wonder if your writer knows what she's gotten herself into.

[needsentertainment]

[Oh snap.] Elijah! Great to see you, mate. How goes it?

Me? Why I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking.

[Is this Kol ignoring your previous statement? What? Nooooooooo.]

[negotiates]

[He sees you deflecting. Have a raised eyebrow.]

How was Denver?

[Elijah can deflect too.]

[needsentertainment]

[Oh darn.]

Denver? It was good. Saw some sights, took in the wonderful culture, had a couple bites here and there. [He might be chuckling there.] Even found time to work on my batting even though, I already perfected it long time ago.

But enough about me what say you? How's boring Mystic Falls? Did anything exciting happened while I was gone?

[negotiates]

[Let's ignore 3x22 for now, that's a little too much excitement. Or tragedy. Tragedy is probably a better word.]

Our mother attempted to kill us again. Rebekah missed a high school dance. Other than that, I couldn't say.

[Since he only knows what he hears from his siblings. Meaning Rebekah.]

[ambitious]

You don't seriously think you're the one in control here, do you?