re: chapter 590 (possible spoilers in comments)

[anbu]

A better end to 'the life of Uchiha Itachi'?

... I suppose it was a long time coming.

[Look, okay, it takes him almost 600 chapters to speak his mind. So what.]

Comments

OH MY GOD--

[anbu]

Rhetorical.

[Said gently.]

[pavonated]

[WOW SO EMBARRASSING??] I—that's what I said!

Anyway, the great tale of Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Itachi has now come to an end! We went out with a bang, don't you think?

[anbu]

In a sense.

[pavonated]

Not to brag or anything, but as huge as this chapter was, mine was way cooler! It had flying rocks and everything!

And besides, Kakashi tops you in the character poll rankings. The only reason he's so cool is because of me!

[anbu]

Of course. [Not that you've been out of Naruto for ages, nope.] I suppose we owe it to you.

[pavonated]

[do you see obito's nose getting longer and longer, man]

Exactly! What would you guys have done without me? Itachi! You better make sure Sasuke's taking notes on how to be an awesome Uchiha from me!

[anbu]

I'll let him know.

[pavonated]

Yeah! And if you can squeeze some more awesome flashbacks into the upcoming chapter, make sure you have some stuff about me too! I've been outta action for way too long!

[anbu]

This should be the end of the line for me. But, perhaps through Sasuke. [You weird Uchiha-Uzumaki hybrid.]

1/2

[pavonated]

[... :(]

[pavonated]

... well, okay, I guess I can accept that.

If that's the case, I better straighten up and show you the good things about being in the afterlife! Come on, newbie!

[anbu]

[Oh, god. Way to tug at his heartstrings.]

Such as?

1/4

[pavonated]

[pavonated]

[??????]

[pavonated]

[um????]

[pavonated]

Come back to me in a week, young grasshopper. For as of this moment, you are still far too inexperienced to appreciate the afterlife.

[sagenod. god someone punch this bitch in the face.]

You still have one more chapter!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE THE EDIT/DELETE BUTTONS AWAY FROM YOU

[anbu]

[Young grasshopper...]

Very well. After that.

just because of that subject line i just want to edit the shit out of this comment ngl

[pavonated]

[somehow... fitting ok]

Well, hop to it!

i will kill you

[anbu]

[UCHIHAS DON'T HOP

THEY ARE GRACEFUL SWAN-LIKE CREATURES]

wow is that a threat bc that sure doesn't sound like one (unsure)

[pavonated]

[itachi.

itachi.

your senpai says hop to it. so??? HOP TO IT????

WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE LEE??????]

hulk smashes you into another dimension

[anbu]

[THIS

ISN'T

WHAT HE SIGNED UP FOR???

NO

HE'S JUST GOING TO CALMLY WALK AWAY

DEAL WITH IT.]

edits

[pavonated]

[LMFAO CALLS AFTER ITACHI]

Hey, hey! Less walking more hopping, newbie!

UGHHHH

[anbu]

[flips off behind back I WISH.

No he's just. Ignoring you. Have fun with Kakashi.]