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[docfoul]

[I would remind you of whose handiwork you have really been admiring, but I know I don't have to.

Nor do I have to remind you, once again, that you know far less than I do. But is that really a reason to fret? And is my, as you call it, "evasive" nature really so detestable? Doesn't it make your pretenses of trying to be me that much easier? I already know and have always known everything I am to do. You don't. My personality is crafted in such a way that you can pretend that you know what I'm talking about as you write it, even when that is not strictly true.

Of course, mistakes happen. They have happened and will continue to do so.

You make mistakes, because you aren't me.

Is that a symbolic representation of my handsome self on the wall there? My, why don't you stay tuned and find out?
Is that my holster? Isn't it obvious?
Are we witnessing my master's rise to power in some way? Who knows?

Ah, that's right.

I do.]

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[speakveryclearly]

Wow
Id Almost Hoped That Youd Have Learned A Little
Well Not Humility Since Thats Made Somewhat Impossible By The Nature Of Your Occupation
But At Least Subtle Shame For Treating All Of Us Like Puppets
And Making Us Highlight Your Often Meaningless Overly Lofty Text
Which Is Astonishinly Difficult On Some Of These Communication Devices They Make Us Use Here

[hatesvampires]

[clap clap clap

He is impressed.]

[lucky04]

Really, Scratch, you shouldn't be teasing everyone by saying all of, well, that, to people who aren't omnipotent or just smart enough to guess what's going to happen! Especially when it's so hard to read against this sort of color. Maybe for English's sake, you could use green? Or a nice, bright, red? Hehehe.

[docfoul]

I also use a more comfortable background from time to time. However, it doesn't work on some systems.

[docfoul]

You cannot fathom what your validation means to me.

[docfoul]

Be more careful with what you say, Clover.
For all you know, you'll sound like a fool in an update or two.
Hee hee.

[lucky04]

And you should know better than to say that! We both know that besides you, I know what's going to be happening too, considering I'm the smartest out of all of us. I mean, it's pretty obvious.

[hatesvampires]

Oh, I'm not so sure about that. I'm sure it's not much coming from some guy in a hat to an omniscient cueball after all.

[docfoul]

Your current whereabouts are still unknown to the readers, after all.
Hoo hoo.

[docfoul]

I see you have heard of me.
If I had the capacity to be surprised, I still wouldn't be.
I am, after all, the right-hand man of the major antagonist in an incredibly popular tale.

[hatesvampires]

What can I say? I'm just meta enough to pull it off.

Or maybe I'm just putting bits and pieces together and working it out myself. It could be a complete guess even! Aside the cueball thing. That couldn't be more obvious.

Who really knows.

[speakveryclearly]

Thats A Huge Help To My Writer Actually
Not That It Matters Much

Can You Tell Me Why My Modus Released It Only For Him To Destroy It

[docfoul]

Perhaps.
But considering the nature of our current setting, one can reasonably deduce that is not the case.

... wow playing scratch on dear mun always makes me look like I have the nerdiest fake DID

[docfoul]

My writer, in turn, sends her most sincere apologies and also her best regards.

I could tell you.
But an overly concrete answer would ultimately be of a more speculative nature than the actual truth, because my mundane is not me. It is impossible to be me, even when it appears otherwise.

D_M lyyyyyyfe

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah I Know
Its Just
Stupid
Do You Have Any Idea Why Its The Alpha Timeline
Can You Tell Me That
At This Point Im Already Aware How Futile This Entire Exercise Would Be Even If You Were In This Context Actually Omniscient

[lucky04]

Where I am should be obvious, too! I'm surprised not many people have made any guesses. I am the most important person in this big thing, after all.

[docfoul]

The answer lies not only in events you have already seen, but also others you have yet to experience.

[speakveryclearly]

Okay Now I Know Youre Just Bullshitting Me

Ive Started Thinking It Was My Glance Down At The Matriorb That Caused A Split In The Timelines
And Had I Not Done So That Particular Event Wouldnt Have Happened
Whats Your Limited All-Knowing Perspective On That

[docfoul]

Truly, the greatest plot twist of all.
You are Gamzee Makara.

[docfoul]

Not really. All I am saying is that it will probably be clearer in the future.

That is incredibly silly.

[speakveryclearly]

This Is All Incredibly Silly

[lucky04]

Gross. I don't want to be some greasy grey kid!

[one_winged_demon]

Heh, you know you are much less ominous with a black background.

[docfoul]

Really?
You wouldn't believe the perks you would get.
Such as, say, actual screentime.

[docfoul]

Why not green instead?

[lucky04]

I'd rather be seen for four panels than be some idiot alien and have actual conversations!
Though, I could've done without being in that whole explosion business. Has he gotten hurt yet?

[one_winged_demon]

That isn't how it works. Just like how I am a blind spot in that semi-Omniscience you have.

[He wasn't just bluffing either. After a certain point his entire existence was nothing more than a black void for Scratch.]

[docfoul]

Yes.

[docfoul]

Thrilling.

[one_winged_demon]

Careful there Doc. As I am now, without the confines of a game, I could make you completely blind.

[lucky04]

How? I thought "important" people weren't supposed to get hurt.

[docfoul]

If that were the truth, Clover, this story would have ended long ago.

[lucky04]

Well, it should be true! If I was in that Gamzee kid's place, or Johnny's or whatever, I wouldn't get hurt.
I'd be the best main character!

[docfoul]

In an even more surprising twist, you are, in fact, every single character.

[lucky04]

Hehe, I could live with that! I could even be you.

[docfoul]

Why stop at me?