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[thorforgottoshower]

Oh, it's no difference to me what you do with your time, or mine, for the matter. I've just won a war in a day, what complaints have I got? Your vices at least seem a measure healthier than mine. Stranger. But healthier.

So along with you, play your games. Find something cozy with ample mead and I might even be enthused.

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[undeadgirlwalking]

You're very relaxed about this. Kudos on that.

So whats this about a War in one day?

[thorforgottoshower]

I've not got reason left to be otherwise.

Aye, a princess toppled a queen of death. Hence taking care of my reason for concern.

[undeadgirlwalking]

Left? Interesting word choice.

Well then. Very impressive.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ He gives a short chuckle ] If you're lookin for something deep and eye-opening, 'afraid I'll have to disappoint. Just that I've got not much better to do, as things sit.

Don't tell me, tell the little girl who managed the army.

[undeadgirlwalking]

Just asking questions on account of curiosity, mate. Nothing more.

Really? Impressive indeed. I'll have to meet her.

[thorforgottoshower]

Apologies I couldn't make it interesting for you.

Next time you're in the kingdom, look up it's Queen. She'll be the slight one healing the land and its people. [ he's a tad bit proud, can you tell? ]

[dottir]

[ insert chuckling here. best username ever. ] Always war with you.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ thank you thank you. sup, not-brother/sister, who you doin. Huntsman just looks a tad confused here. ] Generally I'm told it's always drink with me.

[dottir]

[ oh you are just too much. ] Uncanny. Tell me, have you any love for carpentry?

[thorforgottoshower]

When the fancy strikes me. [ And more to the point: ] Mind filling a man in on what's so uncanny, miss?

[dottir]

[ grin. she always likes knowing more than someone else and she especially likes knowing more than thorface. he's got the cluelessness spot on too, bless his scraggly little heart. ]

The striking resemblance you bear to my dear brother. [ coloured by a pitying inflection. she says "dear" like midgardians say "poor" (and mean "slow). ]

[thorforgottoshower]

[ And smug too. See Huntsman give a half-smirk at that, looking a lazy kind of amused. He's not even bothered by your condescending Asgard talk. ]

That so? A handsome man that must be. I'm sure you're all very proud.

That is literally the greatest username I have ever seen

[yourweapon]

[The whole concept honestly kind of bothers her. Why are you so okay with it]

You'll make no effort to change their mind?

fjkdlsa thank yoooou :'D

[thorforgottoshower]

[ Just a lazy half-smile for you, Snow. There might even be a shrug ]

And why should I, when it brings her such amusement that costs me so little? Your war is won, Princess.

I need to finish my other journal so I could ping you with not-loki.

[bloodbrothers]

[ ...

...

Huh. ]

And exactly what war would that be?

Oooh what journal? :O

[thorforgottoshower]

[ whatchu lookin at, not-bro? ]

The war against Ravenna. For Tabor. You might have heard of it. [ It's kind of a big deal ]

idk! lol.

[bloodbrothers]

No, no I don't believe I have. [ And he looks mildly amused, be this his brother bespelled or a man of his own rights, the similarities were uncanny. ]

fjdkls just give me your errybody mkay, all the hatterbeans

[thorforgottoshower]

I trust you've been livin in a cave, then. [ Because srsly, pretty much no one anywhere but crazy old cave dwellers in mountains don't know about Ravenna. ]

Sounds good <33

[bloodbrothers]

[ Snort. Are you getting smart with him mortal? ]

Perhaps your battle is not as important as you make it out to be.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ You bet your leather clad tush he is ]

Aye, perhaps. Ravenna's only burnt the life out of the entire region and struck terror in the hearts of all within the kingdom and beyond.

[towerlocked]

So... we did win against Ravenna?

[thorforgottoshower]

[ There's a slight head tilt, before it occurs to him that he'd heard something about this happening. Hm. ] Aye, it was quite the spectacle. You should been there.

[towerlocked]

I... I'm sorry. The apple... I thought it was William. We used to play a game with an apple when we were children.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ He chuckles a little, shaking his head ] It was a joke, princess. You were there. Leadin' the damn army.

[towerlocked]

[she knows he wouldn't lie about that, but...] The last thing I remember is eating the apple.