inevitable muse was inevitable

[covered]

Okay, so you finally finished watching. What do you want me to do about it? Pat you on the back?


--and don't even think about throwing me in any of those stupid memes, okay? You never know who could turn up there, and I'm not a big fan of surprises.

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[master_of_the_game]

And here I thought I trained you to handle surprise attacks.

[covered]

[ oh great. speaking of unwanted surprises... ]

Didn't say I couldn't handle them, dad. Only that I'd prefer not to.

[master_of_the_game]

I don't think I like that tone, Artemis. Still such a brat, just like your sister.

[suburbanspoiler]

Surprises pretty much come with the territory.

[covered]

In that case, where's the exit? I don't think I want any part of what my mun is hoping to cook up.

[suburbanspoiler]

Haven't found one yet. Explosives might be in order.

I wonder if Robin would give me some if I asked. ...Probably not.

[bodilesswarrior]

Oh, they love surprises.

[covered]

Fantastic. [ can you just hear the sarcasm dripping from her words? ] I'd ask how else it could get worse, but the universe has been having too much fun creating irony with my words.

[bodilesswarrior]

Well, you could get stuck in a brutal police state surrounded by a monster-infested fog.

[foreveraclone]

At least your mun didn't find the need to pair you off with a monkey the minute after she watched it.

[covered]

Monkeys, I can handle. It's certain people that I--



[ wait. ]

...paired off. As in paired off?

[foreveraclone]

[whoops, that might have gone over his head a little.] Yeah, she thought it'd be funny to give me a monkey to fight with in the game she put me in.

[acloneforever]

Don't know if that's better or worse than the purple gorillas that run around my game.

[acloneforever]

At least any meme is gonna be more predictable than my game.

[covered]

Oh - Conner, no... you were put into a game? Please tell me it's one of the fun ones.

[asterbatics]

Aw, c'mon Arty. If you're feeling the aster I'm sure the memes will be fine.

[covered]

[ she smirks a little. ] It's not about the aster, Robin. You know how crazy those things can get. [ and how... weird... their prompts are. ] Don't tell me you're down.

[redheadedspeedster]

Unfortunately they don't seem to really care about what we want.

...But good luck on avoiding any unwanted surprises.

[covered]

[ there is the faintest twitch of her lips. ]

...Some surprises aren't so bad.

[scarstoproveit]

Hey, you never know how those memes can turn out. And some of them? Are actually pretty cool. [ If you have his tastes maybe. ]

[covered]

--Roy?

[ you. look different!

oh, wait. yeah. this place. ]

Uh.. yeah, I mean - some of them aren't so bad. But there are a few I'd rather not have a part of.

[repelling]

Not to mention that the majority of them are perverted.

[covered]

[ she makes a bit of a face. ]

I was trying not to think about that, but yeah - pretty much.

[sciencewhizard]

Hey, they're not all bad. The memes, I mean. I do blame my guy for putting me in a body swap, though.

[covered]

A body swap meme? Do I even want to know who had the misfortune of being in your body?