I doubt anyone knows of League of Legends but...

[trompeur]

Summoner, you try ever so hard to keep me from my duties. T'is truly a shame, you even knew how to build an AP Carry properly...

[She sighs.]

I have no desire to be trapped in this "Cidatel". Summoner, I suggest you refrain from wasting my time. I am not willing to 'meet half way' as you so put it. My goals cannot be realized outside of Runeterra, you know this.

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[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz jumps up on his trident.]

Hi LeBlanc!

I just woke up. You made my day. COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YODSUF kdjsdjfsdalk;

[trompeur]

Fizz ♥

[She smiles.]

And what of you, little one? What silly things has your Summoner subjected you to?

V:3

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz huffs a little.]

He stuck me in this stupid arena that wasn't even a proper arena. It was a boring library and then I got stuck in a cage.

<333

[trompeur]

A cage and a boring little library? Oh dear, that doesn't suit you at all.

[Come here at let LeBlanc mother at you.]

Seems like you've been through quite a lot. Would you like a hug, dear?

[She opens her arms.]

[tidal_trickster]

I know! I was out swimming in the water and having fun and then I was suddenly in that stupid cage. My trident couldn't even break it.

[He pouts at the end of that sentence.]

...A... hug? ...Oh! Sure, just wait a second!

[He runs off somewhere and comes back a little later with a mysterious piece of paper that's actually a kick me sign. He opens his arms and hugs the deceptive illusionist and makes sure the piece of paper stays taped onto her back.]

[trompeur]

[LeBlanc's 'The Tidal Trickster is Up to Something' senses are tingling! She does notice the paper, but she hugs him all the same. Just because she presumes he will not expect it, she plants a kiss on the top of his head. (Enjoy the purple lipstick stain. HUE HUE HUE.)]

Oh, there, now what we have pleasantries out of the way...

[Oh? The paper is gone from his hands! LeBlanc smiles wryly.]

Very clever, Trickster.

[She reaches around to pluck the paper off her back. She glances at it, but instead of being angry she laughs.]

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz doesn't really know that he's been kissed and that lipstick stain will look silly on him at least until he goes for another swim.

He's not called 'The Tidal Trickster for nothing. Fizz giggles along with.] Usually when I do stuff like that, they chase me.

[trompeur]

Chasing after someone as mobile as you in these heels?

I'm sorry, darling, but that simply will not happen.

[tidal_trickster]

Oh, come on! I'm sure you can chase me until you fall face first in a puddle of mud!

[trompeur]

Me? Trip?

Unlikely.

[tidal_trickster]

At least I ganked and killed you millions of times! [Fizz giggles.]

[trompeur]

You ganked and killed my dopple.

[tidal_trickster]

...Nope. Pretty sure it was you every time.

not rping her anymore but w/e hello summoner!!

[soothingtones]

[There's a floaty bard here, and she seems to be frowning, as if she feels for the caster's plight.]

oh my god your icon descriptions are hilarious sadklsd

[trompeur]

Oh, hello there Miss Buvelle.

[She smirks.]

Romanced any Swains lately?

yes they are, and maybe i rp again if i enable you to chill in eway (i play swain too..)

[soothingtones]

[She nods happily at first at the greeting, but then...nonono!! Her cheeks turn a little pink and she shakes her head from side to side.]

B) This is extremely tempting

[trompeur]

[LeBlanc chuckles.]

A bit flustered, I see.

i would offer to play a game, too, but my login wait time is 3hrs...

[soothingtones]

[She pouts and plays a little irritated diddy on the etwahl, as if trying to say, "Nooo." again.]

Hah, so is mine! You can throw your Swain at me any day tho ;D

[trompeur]

[LeBlanc dismisses her irritability with a hand wave.]

Well, if not Swain then who~? I'm sure our favorite songstress has a crush on someone.

[soothingtones]

[She plays an unsure little tone, as if..hell..she doesn't know.]

(ooc: word, my login popped, summoner name is Lolite. I can throw Swain at you, but I have to remake an account and write that app again because I lost it. (if i app somewhere that is (doesnt have to be eway))

[trompeur]

Oh, a shame~ You know, I think Darius is single. He's quite a man, if you know what I mean.

[She winks.]

((ooc: My summoner is QueenKleopatra. And if you'd like I could make icons for you B)))

[bigfuckingbird]

I suppose Runeterra isn't enough for some Summoners. Quite a few of them have dragged us from our duties, so it seems.

I was lucky my.."Mundane's" flight of fancy with me was very limited.

[trompeur]

Flight of fancy.

[She raises her eyebrows.]

Really, darling?

[bigfuckingbird]

Yes, really.

[Was that a barely detectable snicker under his mask??]

I hope your summoner leaves you to your own business soon.

There is much to do, especially now, but I know Noxus will flourish under my leadership and under your helping hand.

[trompeur]

[She smiles fondly.]

Indeed.

But I believe you give me far too much credit.

[bigfuckingbird]

I think not.

However, I did hear the unfortunate news that you may be headed to Wonderland. I assure you the place isn't nearly as the name implies. It lacks any sort of organization, and the occupants aren't very ambitious.

[trompeur]

Then they will die.

[She shrugs.]

I care not for those that cast away their duties and goals due to a simple change of setting.

[bigfuckingbird]

Of course..but perhaps we will find some that are useful for our purposes.

[trompeur]

Perhaps.

Speaking of useful, my duplicate can be used for rather sexual things...!

[bigfuckingbird]

...

[oh god]

..I suppose that has its purposes. Cassiopedia was known to use her wiles in such a way.

[blank stare of..this isn't working LB.]

[trompeur]

You are so, so clueless, dear.

[bigfuckingbird]

Clueless, or am I trying to tell you this isn't the time for this?

[trompeur]

Time is not an object.

man i am too lazy to upload icons...

[bigfuckingbird]

Maybe not, but the nature of time isn't what this is about, and you know that, Deceiver.

FATTY DING DONG HOW DDARE YOUUu

[trompeur]

Oh, but of course.

However, t'is never the time for you. If I was to make a move on you, I would choose to do so on my own time. Your time is far too peculiar.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

[bigfuckingbird]

So philosophical, admirably so, but my time is the same as your own. It passes the same way, and you know there are bigger things we ought to be discussing.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[trompeur]

You are incorrect.

[She shakes her head.]

I do not age--I am far older than you think, perhaps older than most in Runeterra. Time is simply beyond me.

gg wp my laziness

[bigfuckingbird]

You do not age, no, but time still does pass, does it not?

DERP

[trompeur]

A very wise Matron once told me that time is the devil's right hand man. She said that one should not value such a thing--t'is something that breeds impatience and fear, neither of which I can have.

[bigfuckingbird]

Maybe you should speak to Zilean about such things.

We should be more concerned with our escape from here. I'm sure sending us to alternate locations must be against the summoner's code.

[trompeur]

The Summoner's Code does not apply here.

You are a clever man, but you are wasting your 'time'.

[bigfuckingbird]

Why doesn't it? Our summoners are behind this, and they are supposed to abide by a certain set of rules. They should be punished for this transgression.