And then this happened.

[athorable]

Mun Dane,

I do not understand this human tradition by which you desire to force me into unknown worlds and meaningless quests.

You must remember that I have duties to attend to in Asgard. Call off this ill-contrived venture. You, as well, have better things to do.

Comments

[trompeur]

Muns are selfish, selfish creatures.

They care not for your whims nor do they care for mine.

[athorable]

Perhaps selfishness is the correct term for it, yes.

Have you had the ill fortune to find yourself in a similar situation?

[prettyhazknight]

Is that your hammer or are you really happy to see me?

[athorable]

This my hammer, Mjolnir, the mightiest of weapons and my companion in battle.

[quietlittleboy]

[Woah. You're just like the superheroes in the comics he gets to see sometimes.]

[athorable]

You are a very small human.

[gotashortfuse]

...Asgard sounds familiar....

[athorable]

It is my home, and a mighty realm. I have found that even the lore of other worlds speaks of it. I am not surprised that you have heard of Asgard.

[traitors]

How responsible of you.

[athorable]

My duty is to my home. To Asgard.

[squeak_squeaker]

I wish I got to see unknown worlds with... unknown chipmunks. [Kronk zoned out ever so slightly, just thinking about those mysterious little rodents!]

[athorable]

What are Chip Monks?

[cowhelm]

As always, your pleas fall on deaf ears. But please, do continue.

[athorable]

I do not recall that I was addressing you, brother.

[manofiron]

Yeah, that? Isn't going to work. I know, I've tried. You just have to grin and bear it, big guy.

[athorable]

You are in a similar situation, Man of Iron?

[ex_seidr127]

Slake my curiosity, if you will. What makes this more of an ill-contrived venture than the rest of your — ( delicately: ) dalliances — on Midgard?

[athorable]

Dalliances? Have you forgotten, brother, for what reason I returned to Midgard? Perhaps it is not my 'dalliances' but yours that you should be careful of.

[lunging]

You would think mortals to have better things to do with their time, but you would be wrong.

[athorable]

Fandral, my friend! [have a hearty shoulder-clap of camaraderie]

I did not expect to see you here. [wherever 'here' actually is.]

[piercethesky]

I'm afraid that, like many of us, you are fated to trifles such as being forced into unknown worlds and meaningless quests.

Lest you can convince your mundane to do so otherwise, we've no choice but to do as they wish.

[athorable]

I will not believe that.

Who is this tiny human to attempt to direct the actions of Thor Odinson? I will not be toyed with in this manner!

[espionageartist]

Try as much as you want, these muns really don't listen.

[athorable]

I cannot accept that. A mortal cannot speak for a god.

[fervidus]

It can be not all bad, Thor.

Sometimes they lead us to glorious pursuits. Other times however...less so.

[athorable]

My friend! I am glad that you are here.

[smile smile-- wait.]

Explain what you mean.