Voice test

[littleyellowbee]

[He sees that username there.]

Oh haaaa haaaa real clever, did you come up with that yourself?

[Huff huff he knows he's small, no need to rub it in.]

So now that I'm here you've gotta do something with me! C'mon mun, I know you're busy but I know you can fit me into your schedule somewhere, right? Just think of all the fun we can have, you know you want to! All you have to do is write up that application thingy and we're all set, right?

Oh right, I guess you should choose a game first.

What do you mean this is "just" a voice test?

Comments

[beeboxer]

[Wait.

Wait what.

Wait this happened before.

But what.

What.

WHAT]

[littleyellowbee]

[Hello fellow kid-friendly yellow Autobot.]

Uh... hi?

[Why are you staring at him? 8|]

[beeboxer]

['Scuze him just...measuring his height against yours.

Because dude, this is really WEIRD.]

[littleyellowbee]

[Okay look, at around 8 feet, he knows he's not that tall.

Rude much?]

Hey what's your deal? Also who are you?

And why is my mun laughing at us?

[beeboxer]

fqwrrrrZZZzzzZZZZhrnnnnCHRT

[I'm Autobot Bumblebee, and I don't usually guess at muns' reasons

because they're all weird and evil]

[littleyellowbee]

[Speak for yourself, this mun is an angel.]

HA! No way, I'm Autobot Bumblebee! The fastest thing on four wheels and video game champion!

[There is no way you can measure up to him. Absolutely none.]

[beeboxer]

[Don't make me pull out the character death count]

[Bee hffs irritatedly and shakes his head.]

QZZZCHtchrrrrrRRRRRRRmmmm

[Right. I'll believe it when I see it

He measures HIGHER than you, shorty]

[littleyellowbee]

[The character death count is only 5, okay? It's not that much.]

What? Hello, that's MY name? There's no way you're cool enough to have it too!

[beeboxer]

[O NO U DIN'T]

KEEEeeerrrrrCHRRRRRRWRMMMMMMM

[It's MY slagging name, thanks, and I'm nearly warrior class TOO

So fraggin' THERE]

[littleyellowbee]

It's MY name! You can't have it, so THERE.

[beeboxer]

fWWWp!

[Toolateit'smine!

What are you gonna do about it?]

[raceme]

[Oh ey, looks who's there. Blurr's quite amused too.]

You see I am attempting to find a way to say this without making things worse but I believe that's not possible at the moment so I will just speak my mind and say that your mundane lady did choose quite fitting name and it's an a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e username too if you don't mind me pointing that out. My mundane suggest giving re_aligned a look if you are really interested in going someplace.

[littleyellowbee]

[Oh hey Blurr! Bumblebee thinks it's great that you're no longer stuck to two other clones...

By some miracle, he's able to understand you somehow. Barely.]

Oh yeah, my mun knows that place! She says that she'd consider it if she didn't have some other guys in there already.

[Which is stupid, because how can she choose anyone else over him? He's waaay more fun.]

And my username is not adorable!

[raceme]

[Oh, Bumblebee if you only knew what happened next. Being stuck with the clones was the least of his problems.

One day he will learn to talk normally. Today is not that day, though.]

Seems like a fun place but I have my reserves there's way too many decepticons from too many strange realities in there and ALL them together will only cause big trouble.

Ofcourseitis. Bees are yellow and little and adorable. [And one of the few insect he knows.] Adorable goes with the pack.

[littleyellowbee]

No it's not!

[The last thing he wants to be is adorable! Awesome, cool, hip, or awesome maybe, but not adorable!]

So that game of yours... there's gotta be a lot of Autobots there too right?

[raceme]

[Too late, Bumblebee. He's sorry, really except not. Burr's smirking.] No point on denying the truth my friend.

I believe so yes IT wouldn't be very fair otherwise and thankfully the firstforged are there as well which means that someone at least would be able to bring some resemblance to control if things get out of hand.

I gotatattooandeverythingtoo.

BECAUSE SIZE DIFFERENCE THAT'S WHY

[scienderp]

[Goodness me you are a teeny tiny bot. You're almost... wait for it.... Bumblebee sized. Who'd a thunkit. Actually yes, you're roughly the same size as the Bumblebee he's more acquainted with]

I don't suppose you have any particular place in mind?

GTFO SQUID

[littleyellowbee]

[Whoa man.

Whoa.

You're... HUGE. Like super huge sized.]

Uh...

NO YOU LOVE ME

[scienderp]

[There's a pause... and he slowly goes to kneel, trying to put himself more on the level here]

Are you alright?

I NEVER SAID I DID

[littleyellowbee]

[Bumblebee takes a half step back. Dude, if you fell over that'd be the end of him.]

I'm fine! I'm just not used to Autobots being your size.

Why are you so big? Hey, you're a jet aren't you?

A flying Autobot?

[WEIRD.]

JUST ADMIT IT

[scienderp]

[Don't worry, he's careful!]

I was just sparked this way, I suppose.

And yes, I am a flying Autobot. I've... found more people find this strange than I would have expected.

NEVEEERRRRR

[littleyellowbee]

Well, it's kinda unusual where I come from. Only Decepticons fly, so that makes you kind of weird.

In a good way though!

/crai

[scienderp]

So I've been told...

[He doesn't know why this is so weird but OKAY]

I suppose being weird in a good way is better than being unfortunately strange.

[cantbuildengines]

Well, you've got the voice part down well enough.

[A talkative 'Bee. Now she's seen everything...]

[littleyellowbee]

My mun says that I'll always have the voice down well enough.

Whatever that means.

[cantbuildengines]

Well. The Bumblebee that I know is a bit lacking in that department.