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[snidepiper]

That's the fastest I've seen anyone write anything and then get stuck... Especially something you won't be able to submit for weeks.

You must be really excited. I hope I don't disappoint.

Just, I'm not sure I really like the idea of trying to mooch off a stranger immediately, especially when he's married.

Even if you think he's lonely.

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[bringerofwar]

And you. By extension.

[viced]

Like I've got things to mooch off of!

[bringerofwar]

What, unlike me?

[viced]

I don't know, I thought you might be doing some bounty hunting or some shit like that.

[bringerofwar]

So you're going to be mooching off of me too?

[viced]

Hey, I'm trying to find a job, assface.

[bringerofwar]

Did you just call me "assface."

[viced]

What, does dickhead work better for your delicate sensibilities?

[bringerofwar]

It'd be less embarrassing to hear from a grown ass man.

[viced]

You're critiquing my insults? Really?

[bringerofwar]

If I don't, who will?

[viced]

The 24-hour news channels do a pretty good job of that one.

[bringerofwar]

If your insults are getting slammed by the news, you clearly need all the help you can get.

[viced]

I'm the Vice-President? Everything I say is being watched by the news!

[bringerofwar]

... Almost forgot about that. [STILL SO GROSS]

[viced]

What, you have a shitty memory or something? [ STFU >( ]

[bringerofwar]

Take it as a fucking compliment that I don't think of you as a politician constantly, asshole.

[viced]

You think that low of my breed, huh?

[bringerofwar]

Lower, if you can imagine.

[viced]

Jesus Christ, they really left a steaming pile in your mouth, didn't they?

[bringerofwar]

You could say that.

Kicked the US President through a Door into Iraq once.

That was fun.

[viced]

Jesus Christ.

Was there a reason, or do you just like being a dick?

[bringerofwar]

Tried to have my team killed. Wasn't a fan of the fact that we were shutting down dictatorships that were sitting on top of his oil and killing their own people.

[viced]

What kind of fantasy--

No, never mind. I know exactly what kind of world you're from.

[bringerofwar]

Comments like that are extremely fucking suspicious, Hundred.