indecisive me :x

[selfmadehero]

So, are we doing this or not? Or I guess what exactly are we doing? I'd be just as happy not going back to that island, and I thought you were sending the older me anyway. For the record, I'm still totally on board with that part of the plan. I'm totally sick of the survival shtick. How are you not?

Whatever you do, just pick something already. You know I hate waiting as much as you do.

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[selfmadehero]

[ THROWS HER HANDS UP. ]

That's it! I give up on the future. All futures. I'm staying in the past where things make sense.

[stillshinigami]

Hey, at least I'm not pretending to know.

Or would that be better?

[selfmadehero]

I don't even know anymore. Come back to the 21st century with me. It's way cooler than any other century.

[stillshinigami]

Better than back home, I'd bet.

[selfmadehero]

I would bet you actual money on that.

[stillshinigami]

Heh. I'd win that bet.

[selfmadehero]

Wait, am I betting my home is nicer, or that yours is?

[stillshinigami]

Nope. The bet of who has it worse.

[selfmadehero]

Oh, see, I was totally betting my home is cooler.

[stillshinigami]

It's a hard bet though. Because maybe living isn't that cool, it's still in space. And just on that fact alone I get a few good coolness points.

[selfmadehero]

True, but I live in Gotham, and we've got Batman.

[stillshinigami]

Baby, I am Batman.

Or the rough equivalent.

[selfmadehero]

Sure, but are you the night? Are you vengeance?

[stillshinigami]

I would say? Yes. Yes I am.

Steph, you could be dating Batman. That's how awesome I am.

[selfmadehero]

Not gonna lie, that's a little on the creepy side.

[stillshinigami]

I'm joking anyway.

[selfmadehero]

Well that's a relief. I'm not really into old guys.

[stillshinigami]

Well---

I think you misunderstood me.

Besides that, I'm eighteen. [Shrug.]

[selfmadehero]

Nah, I think you can't take a joke.

[stillshinigami]

[Sigh. Failure.]

Evil. Women are evil.

[selfmadehero]

Welcome to adulthood.

[stillshinigami]

Dun dun duuun.

[stillshinigami]

I'd still win the bet.