no one has any idea what they're doing

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ok
listen
its pretty obvious you have no idea what youre doing
and this is coming from the king of having no idea what the fuck theyre doing with a single mastery in being really shitty at time travel
but absolutely perfect at time travel humor
because thats all that really matters in life :|
so how about you just step away from the keyboard before you get ahead of yourself
and we both lose it
youve been sitting on this idea for a grand total of ten hours
and as much as i want nothing more to bust in and save everyone like some kind of true american hero or knight in dumb red armor
come to save all the poor bastards who are in way over their heads in horrorterrors and mad science
but i just
dont
just let me have some breathing room for five minutes ok
daves the knight here thats not my job

Comments

[chronomancer]

id say i hope it doesnt come crashin dowwn our sorry heads but
its Us
so ill just go about findin myself a helmet or Somethin

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i take no responsibility for the crashings and/or fallings of any roofs or towers on our heads
so yeah bring a helmet

[chronomancer]

least you could do though
is bring about a spare rifle
help out a bro an all

[reddeadvirtuoso]

hey i said you dont separate a dude from their choice piece didnt i?
one jade strider coming up full armory on the side with extra bullets
hold the big bad wolf

[chronomancer]

holdin it
holdin it so hard I might be redifinin the wword holdin
is all im sayin

[reddeadvirtuoso]

hold it until your piddly grey alien arms cant hold any longer and then hold some more
because
well mostly holy shit if that dog asshole shows up were kind of screwed?
but mostly because hed totally ruin my dramatic entrance
and then kill people

[chronomancer]

wwe are currently dog free
its quite possibly the only thing about this shithole that remains a pro
against the Ovverwwhelmin List a Cons
wwell
that an wwaffles

[reddeadvirtuoso]

no dog demon
promises of waffles
a media room
a douchebag ready for the ass-kicking
a timeline more stable than a porcelain pot precariously perched on top of the spire of an old wooden tower on fire?
holy shit bro that sounds like a motherfucking paradise
stop hogging all the evil waffle tower

[chronomancer]

...shit
youre Onto Me noww
youvve realized my evvil plan to hog all the evvil wwaffle towwer knowwledge
along wwith the fuckin monsters
the Experiments
the Death Matches
an the fuckin Teddy Bears
fuck jade
im out a bluffs here
youre too good

[reddeadvirtuoso]

teddy bears





seriously?

[chronomancer]

Seriously.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ok sure
im just gonna go on and pretend youre not sliding off the deep end
and being scared of a kids toy

[chronomancer]

...possessed, stab-happy kids toy
theres a difference
also
Fuck Human Toys
seriously

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ive seen that movie
it was lame
do trolls even have kid toys
do you guys play with like
javelins and hammers and spears when youre little?

[chronomancer]

wwhy the fuck wwould anyone play wwith that shit unless youre trainin to make them your strife spercibus
oh nevver mind
i guess so
then again
FLARP wwas fuckin popular though i cant really say it wwas my thing