no one has any idea what they're doing

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ok
listen
its pretty obvious you have no idea what youre doing
and this is coming from the king of having no idea what the fuck theyre doing with a single mastery in being really shitty at time travel
but absolutely perfect at time travel humor
because thats all that really matters in life :|
so how about you just step away from the keyboard before you get ahead of yourself
and we both lose it
youve been sitting on this idea for a grand total of ten hours
and as much as i want nothing more to bust in and save everyone like some kind of true american hero or knight in dumb red armor
come to save all the poor bastards who are in way over their heads in horrorterrors and mad science
but i just
dont
just let me have some breathing room for five minutes ok
daves the knight here thats not my job

Comments

[haxxxish]

class a for ass!!!!!!
you killed all of my lauhgs dude they are all daed
well make less doomed tiemleins
look at me im solvnig all yor probs for u

wow why is there a mountian w/ an oxean under it
this georghraphy make s no ssense
well ok cool
do they come in pnik btdubs
and this is cool but you nede a cathcpraise
*phrase?
if its good we can be palsies agian

[reddeadvirtuoso]

trust me im trying my best >:(
but it turns out its really hard to figure out what you were already supposed to do or are going to do and what changes things too much and whats ok cause it only changes a little
and then youre making the wrong decision by turning around the corner the wrong way and suddenly bam
dead body around that corner
goddamn

the ocean is under the mountain
like the mountain starts underwater and then it rises out of the ocean and
this analogy is getting fucking stupid
but yeah youre a pretty cool brosis
we can do this
dont got a catchphrase though thats for kids or whatever

[haxxxish]

wow
yep my head hurts n i got none of that whopsie

it rises out of the ocean liek yuor ~*~*~strong spirit~*~*~*~~*~*
overcoming ostbalesc
......... wow idk even
and hey thnaks yep cool as a cucumber pumpking
*kin
theyre the same temp anyway i think
you can be cucumber
what about teh princess brdie one

[reddeadvirtuoso]

tldr time travel is utter fucking bullshit

why am i a pumpkin
am i gonna turn back into some servant girl when the clock ticks midnight
thats fucking lame
do i look like some lame servant kid waiting around on bended knee to help the princess
fuck no
i got my cape and my guns on i am busting outta this ocean full throttle

[haxxxish]

nooooooo pay atetntion ok
you are the cumcumber
wow ****cucumer
*ber
im the pupkim
so yuo can busp wherever you want but basicalyl yr a cumcuber wiht a cape
becuaes youre cool
and ill just roll i guesss

[reddeadvirtuoso]

oh ok
cool
dont worry ill pick you up with my magical cucumber powers and well fly away
to some magical garden vegetable land

[haxxxish]

full of koalals
:3

[reddeadvirtuoso]

fuck yes there will be koalas
climbing all over these freakish vegetable bamboo trees
koalas everywhere

[haxxxish]

yesssss
im gonna ride one
ride a fukcin kolalal
SO SPCYCHED

[reddeadvirtuoso]

gonna need some damn good koala riding gear if youre gonna go all rodeo style here
are you a bad enough dude to wrangle the koalas
are you?

[haxxxish]

im the badedst kloala riding dude
i cloud wrwngle like ten koalsas at once
ride a klolal into the sunste
wear a cowboy hat carry a pimp caen
bipches swoonign
boys sighing

so p much yes i am

[reddeadvirtuoso]

hell fucking yes
wield your pimp cane strong and drop it like its hot
and ill fly around in my badass cape and claim vegetable koala island as our own

[haxxxish]

this is the best idea i ever had
if i had the ieda
i dont remember exxactyl or liek
know whats happening rly
but as long as we hvae vegwala island ill be hapyp <#<3

[reddeadvirtuoso]

vegeala island is beyond ideas
it is a force of nature and a cosmic constant throughout paradoxspace
e will always have it
deep down in our hearts
and the veggy cores of our bones

[haxxxish]

i have never bene this happy
this is p much perfect
and when yuo need brethaing room you can go
2
vegwala
ilsand
and i will be there
to save ur butt
again