no one has any idea what they're doing

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ok
listen
its pretty obvious you have no idea what youre doing
and this is coming from the king of having no idea what the fuck theyre doing with a single mastery in being really shitty at time travel
but absolutely perfect at time travel humor
because thats all that really matters in life :|
so how about you just step away from the keyboard before you get ahead of yourself
and we both lose it
youve been sitting on this idea for a grand total of ten hours
and as much as i want nothing more to bust in and save everyone like some kind of true american hero or knight in dumb red armor
come to save all the poor bastards who are in way over their heads in horrorterrors and mad science
but i just
dont
just let me have some breathing room for five minutes ok
daves the knight here thats not my job

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

being the alpha fucking sucks
and being a time lord kind of sucks
accounts of how awesome it is were grossly exaggerated
but i figure its better than being dead
not being dead is a plus

[chronomancer]

i guess i can noww tell you from experience that dyin aint all thats chalked up to be
kind a rather borin
actually

[reddeadvirtuoso]

seems like it would be
youre just kind of you know
being dead
jesus eri youre losing arms and talking to fish and dying
youve become a grade a hot mess

[chronomancer]

...possibly
but hey
on the upside
ivve yet to go on a murderhappy spree
counts fer somethin right

[reddeadvirtuoso]

wow what a fucking stellar accomplishment
sup guys its my first anniversary of not being a crazy fuckwad
successfully made it a year without murdering everybody
wheres the cake
yeah that seems legit

[chronomancer]

you knoww me
alwways aimin High
dont hate on me just because i keep pushin myself to the limit

[reddeadvirtuoso]

dont push yourself too hard
you push your limits too much were gonna need a fucking montage to handle all of this utterly bombastic limit-pushing youre doing
to some stupid 80s rock music

[chronomancer]

im torn
betwween askin wwhat 80s rock music is
besides Stupid obvviously
an feelin offended youd think i need a montage
as if id use paddin that blatant wwhen really all you need is a proper wwide pan shot from a nice tilted angle yeah im gonna Shut The Fuck Up noww this analogy is gettin outta hand

[reddeadvirtuoso]

its rock music from the 1980s duh
come on get with the program
and spare me your stupid movie analogies
we want to be inspiring and badass not all brooding and depressing

[chronomancer]

let us pretend i Understand wwhat that means
sure
anywway
i think you might havve Miscast me for that role
i wwas hatched to be depressinly broodin
its My Call jade
dont deny me my one moment a glory

[reddeadvirtuoso]

nope fuck you
this is my show now movie star
were overhauling this trainwreck of a show and youre being recast as
that guy that isnt depressing and broodin
brooding
maybe if you ask nicely ill still let you be a naggy douhe

[chronomancer]

do i evven havve options there
besides bein the naggy guy
all these changes
Not Sure If WWant

[reddeadvirtuoso]

sucks to be you then these changes are coming in hard and fast like a bat outta hell
which i guess means bats fly really fucking fast out of hell
well get you waffles to help you cope

[chronomancer]

are you
Seriously
tryin to bribe me wwith WWaffles
is thats wwhats happenin here




because im totally okay wwith that

[reddeadvirtuoso]

whoah dude
i am ashamed that you would think i am partaking in such an illicit activity
waffle bribery is serious fucking business do you understand the grounds of this accusation
for shame eri >:O

[chronomancer]

the grounds a this accusation
is that im fuckin Hungry

[reddeadvirtuoso]

well fuck
those are some solid grounds for such an outrageous claim
i suppose just this once
i can make an exception

[chronomancer]

your tyranny
i humbly suggest wwe adjourn for pizza soda an wwaffles
an maybe Call It A Day



no really
im fuckin starvvin right noww
stupid lousy food shortage

[reddeadvirtuoso]

suggestion fucking approved
permission to ollie out for refreshments granted

no sweat seeing as im stuck in this pale grey box of
nothing
in a pocket of pandimensionl paradoxspace
ill stock up on waffles and soda and pizza before busting through a window right into your tower
and deliver a roundhouse kick to your older fish self with one movement
flawless entry

[chronomancer]

hell fuckin yes
showw em howw its done jade
there needs to be some schoolfeedin done here

[reddeadvirtuoso]

well shit if theres anyone can do it its motherfucking jade strider
bitch of time extraordinaire
your spooky horror tower is going DOWN

[chronomancer]

id say i hope it doesnt come crashin dowwn our sorry heads but
its Us
so ill just go about findin myself a helmet or Somethin

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i take no responsibility for the crashings and/or fallings of any roofs or towers on our heads
so yeah bring a helmet

[chronomancer]

least you could do though
is bring about a spare rifle
help out a bro an all

[reddeadvirtuoso]

hey i said you dont separate a dude from their choice piece didnt i?
one jade strider coming up full armory on the side with extra bullets
hold the big bad wolf