Mun bought a new game... muse doesn't approve

[204degrees]

Hey there mun!

So you bought a Marvel fighting game? I bet you played me a lot!

[You're not in it.]

What? Why? If Steve is in it why can't I? Even Doom is in it! I can see you playing him, betrayer!

Well perhaps I'm just too overpowered for it.

[It got gods in it.]

That's unfair. I have fought against so called gods!

[He's in it too.]

... [Frowns.]

You should buy a game with me in it. What'd you mean you don't got the console for it? Get it!

Comments

[kd_0079]

They probably couldn't make a good playstyle out of you.

[204degrees]

Probably because I'm too awesome.

[kd_0079]

I think it'd be because you aren't awesome enough.

[204degrees]

You have never seen me fight. I rule, I'm telling ya.

[kd_0079]

How do you fight?

[204degrees]

Besides being able to fly and put things on fire I know martial arts.

[kd_0079]

Huh. I know martial arts. I use fire.

Guess they just don't like you.

[204degrees]

Everyone likes me. Well, except for a few.

[freelicks]

Sounds like someone is trying to compensate.

[204degrees]

No. I'm just sad that people miss out on playing me.

[freelicks]

Well, are you even that memorable? I feel like I'd remember that face a little easier than others, and all that's coming to me is Captain America. What was your name again?

[204degrees]

I'm Johnny Storm a.k.a the Human Torch. If my face isn't memorable, yours isn't either... Cameron.

[freelicks]

Colin. [He doesn't sound all that offended.] And I don't have a superpower, so I'm not a good comparison. If I had one, I'm pretty sure people would remember me. Unless I could like... catch on fire or something, that's just dumb.

[204degrees]

Don't diss the fire. It has saved New York several times.

[freelicks]

Captain America saved it with a shield, who even does that, that's crazy.

[Crazy awesome.]

[204degrees]

It just happens to be a shield made of alien material. He can fight too. Just like me.

But my plasma aura vaporises any projectiles sent against me.

[freelicks]

...

That sounds made up.

[204degrees]

Do you me to prove it for you?

[freelicks]

Nah, not really. Don't get mad, but your ego is a little too much for me.

[204degrees]

Suit yourself.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Am I in it?

[That's all that matters.]

[204degrees]

Yes you are. Just like the rest of the Avengers. You got a low fighting skill though, only like 3 out of 10.

[tasteslikecoconut]

What! I have considerable skill in fighting, that is - ....clearly someone had to rig it to make it fair on the villains. That has to be it.

[204degrees]

Yeah but do you actually fight? Don't you just shoot at people?

...You have high intelligence and strength though, like 9 out of 10.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I was in a fight with a Norse god. That totally counts.

....Nine out of ten for intelligence? What the hell scale is this? Who's more intelligent than I am?

[Tony just be happy you're in the game, omg you're so spoiled.]

[204degrees]

Yeah... but didn't you only shoot at him? Not hand to hand combat?

A pretty accurate one. Are you more intelligent that an ancient sun god? She had.. [Takes a look] ...Oh she has 7 out of 7. So you only had 6 out of 7. You're more intelligent than Steve and as intelligent as Doom and [Small chuckle] Hulk. So more intelligent than most I assume.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I flew him into a cliff face first. That counts as fighting.

It depends on the sun god, there's no way I - ... [His eyes narrow suspiciously.] I'm at least a 6.8 out of 7. Stop changing your fractions, it doesn't work that way.

[But as long as he's smarter than Steve, he can deal.]

[204degrees]

Yeah sure.

I doesn't change them! I just didn't read up properly first.

[starspangledspandex]

You actually want to be in a game?

[He ducks his head, just a little embarrassed that he's actually in the game--why do people want to look at him? He's just doing his job.]

[204degrees]

Yes of course I want! It's like the coolest thing ever.

[starspangledspandex]

[He give you a doubtful look.]

I don't know about that, son.

[Hey, maybe you can have his spot.]

[204degrees]

... son? [Frowns a little] I'm not a kid.

Sure I already have at least 2 games but one of those were crappy and the other one hasn't came out yet.

[starspangledspandex]

[To him you are! Also that's his lecture voice. He uses it when people are acting like children or he needs to get something done.]

It sounds like you've had your fair share. There's more to life than how many games you're in.

[204degrees]

[Fair enough.]

You can never be in too many games. Just ask Lara Croft.

[starspangledspandex]

I'm sorry... who?

[He doesn't get the reference and his mundane is mean.]

[204degrees]

You haven't heard of Lara Croft? Female adventurer? Finds lost artifacts? Has like 10 games?