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Dear mundane,

I'm betting you're thinking you're just the neatest thing since sliced bread just because you managed to shoe-horned me into fitting into the MCU verse ain't you? Well, don't get cocky, mundane.

We still gotta a lot of work to do so please try and keep your head screwed firmly onto your shoulders. I'm enjoying bouncing SWS and the memes but hows about you get committed to me here and find me a game? Or open your wallet and get me a paid account. I know you like looking at my face so the way I see it, it's a win-win situation all around.

But seriously, I ain't kidding about the game. You keep claiming I'm your favorite Marvel chara but here I am just sittin' here languishing. Don't you want something more substantial for me than some crack memes and palling around with Steve? Of course you do!

Sincerely yours,

-James Barnes

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Good luck kid. My guy just passed me up for a kid in a lab coat and another who can change into animals.

Sounds kinda sissified. You obviously need to assert yourself with your typist a little bit, Dum Dum.

I'm gonna give him a little time. I mean ya can't force these types or they get all weird or completely forget about you.

Tell me about it, mine isn't exactly suffering from a lack of interest in playing so much as they have the attention span of a gnat. Thus I'm hoping if I can convince my mun to app me to a game, they won't go wandering off and be a spazz on me. Here's hopin' at least.

I think mine jumped at the chance of playing me in the early days of SHIELD when he read reports of Cap's second movie. Then he goes and gets one of those X-kids in his head and poof.

Yours got a place in mind at least or just playin' wit' yeah to see if it's worth looking for a place?

Edited 2012-06-19 15:56 (UTC)

Well I had to tear my mun away from Hawkeye tooth and nail. Thankfully, they're so burned by the X-books that I don't have to worry about about anyone from that front. I just gotta worry about other Avengers or maybe some comic Invaders. Which would be kinda...awkward.

I think the Library is the forerunner thus far. Don't suppose you have any suggestions?

Heh, my guy was lookin' at me cause all the Avengers got snapped up at his regular haunt. An the X-Kid came from that First Class movie and not the books cause he's too lazy to read all the back canon and can't stand Land's artwork.

As to a place, well his usual hang out is Milliways an I know there's a Cap, Pegggy and Stark there. Howard Stark as well as his snot nosed kid.

Well, my typist has been playing Hawkeye over on LJ for a long-ass time so it wasn't easy convincing them top jump over to DW.

Huh, never heard of it. But any place with Captain America charas is aces in my book.

Don't tempt your Mundane, Bucky. They might actually listen to you.

[Do you know how awful some of the games out there are?]

Have you seen some of the memes out there? If I gotta choose between crack or some other horrifying meme or a game, I'll at least take the game. Might as well sacrifice my dignity and get something outta it.

I've been in some of those memes. [He smiles and shakes his head. That almost makes sense, except-] Seems to me most mundanes do memes even if they're in a game.

Maybe. All I know is right now they're eying that damned Death meme and I've been there and gotten the fuckin' t-shirt. Don't need a repeat performance. [Grimaces.]

[Wince. Bucky, Bucky.]

Don't give my mundane ideas. I've already been there myself. [He sighs.] Maybe she didn't hear you, she's busy writing my app.

[Not that he's much happier about that.]

I'd say I'm sorry but I'm kinda busy keeping a muzzle on my own typist to offer much help.

Which game is she apping you to?

Sure you are, jerk.

[He chuckles.]

It's a place called Dead Weight. Something about zombies. I tried not to listen.

Ya wanna start something, punk? [Bucky's smile stretched each ear.]

Zombies? Uh.....hrmn...try to avoid getting bit and turned into zombie, alright?

I think I'd win. But that's not new.

[Have a lopsided grin because he totally wins all the time.]

I'll make a note of it.

I dunno about all that. All brawn and no brains doesn't necessarily mean you're going to win all the time, punk.

[James smirked obnoxiously at him.] Please try to, I'd really hate to have to kill my best friend just for the greater good yanno. And zombie isn't sexy on anyone either, Steve. So you'd prolly be even more hard-up for dates than you already are.

Have more brains than you, jerk.

[He'd been smart first remember?]

Could always just join me as a zombie. [No offense, Bucky but taking out a Captain America zombie would probably not go well for you. At least how he remembers you.] Then we'll see who gets more dates.

[Aka, shut up. He gets dates. Sometimes. Once, and then he got frozen in ice and didn't exactly make it on time.]

Really? And who was it that repeatedly let Donny McGuire use their face like his own personal punching bag because I'm pretty sure that wasn't me.

[A dark brow arched ever so slightly.] Are you saying you want to get frisky with me in a zombie sense, Steve? Because I gotta say, it's not really my first choice. Especially since putrid flesh is really a turnoff for the dolls. And if it ain't, I'm pretty sure she's not the kind of gal I wanna be tangled up with anyway.

[Speaking of kids who can change into animals...]

Careful what you wish for. You might not like it once you get it.

Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine. Any other doom and gloom you want to piss all over my day?

Did you know that most games have random events that'll destroy your dignity faster than any meme ever could?

[grins] Just something to think about. Because I'm helpful that way.

I dunno about all that. Don't underestimate my typist. But I'll take that under advisement, kid.

Oh, I know about all that. Like, the place I used to be? It'd get floods that would make people old or turn them into girls or get them to wear frilly dresses. Something in the water, I guess.

But I don't know you. Maybe you'd like a place with frilly dresses.

Well, I dunno, I have the legs to pull it off. [He said absolutely deadpan.]

[He makes a face.] That's a mental image I could have lived without.

You're the one who brought it up, kid, so you really only have yourself to thank for that traumatizing mental image.[Smirks]

Right. [rolls his eyes] Thank you sir, may I have another? I'll take that crow to go, please.

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