mun is having app issues

[useful_goggles]

Look, I know you're nervous, but I'm pretty sure you can handle that "teal deer" thing you keep mentioning. You beat it before, right? So you can just beat it again! Easy!

...

What's that look for?

Comments

Yep, he's feeling like being a troll today. Sorry Raz.

[one_winged_demon]

Your mun is looking at the massive wave behind you Angel.

why would you do thaaaaaat

[useful_goggles]

What?

[ Turning around and looking--nope. No waves. Thank god. ]

What're you talking about? I don't see any wave!

And my name's not Angel!

Not the worst thing he's done

[one_winged_demon]

It's just a nickname kid.

[He pauses for a moment.]

Agent Aquato, right? My mun is a fan of yours. Frankly if he wasn't such a lazy bum he would of picked someone from your world up ages ago.

worse things could happen... also 1/2

[useful_goggles]

Yeah, well--

2/3 I lied

[useful_goggles]

[ whoa whoa hold the phone ]

Hang on--

3/3 also I hope I'm not failing he's a very new muse for me |'D

[useful_goggles]

...I have fans?

[ That's pretty cool, man. ]

Oh no I like him a lot <3

[one_winged_demon]

[Well he's easily distracted.]

Yeah. A lot actually, I mean you don't have as many fans as some people but still a lot.

Yaaaaaay :D

[useful_goggles]

Wow. That's pretty neat.... I didn't know I had fans.



Hang on...how do I even have fans? I'm not famous or anything. Not last time I checked, anyway.

[one_winged_demon]

Different universes, that's how.

[useful_goggles]

Different universes? But that doesn't make any sense. I've never been to outer space or anything. Are there a bunch of aliens watching me or something?

[one_winged_demon]

universes kid, not planets. Your mundane is from another universe where you're a fictional character. A somewhat popular one.

[useful_goggles]

A fictional character?

[ Not...sure how to feel about this. But the word popular sticks out there so it must be good. ]

Oh! Am I in a comic book? [ Because that would be REALLY COOL okay. He loves comic books. ]

[one_winged_demon]

No, a video game. A comic would be pretty interesting though, with the right artist anyway.

[useful_goggles]

[ A video game? EVEN BETTER. ]

Whoa, cool! What's it about? Is anyone else in it, too?

[one_winged_demon]

It's about your time at camp and it has everyone you know from that incident in it.

[machinemuzik]

Teal deer?

[sorry, Raz, I couldn't hear you over the sound of a giant mechanical cyborg... person approaching.]

[useful_goggles]

Yeah. I'm not really sure what it is, eith--

[ ooohhhhh crap what is that and why is it heading this way ]

[machinemuzik]

[IT'S A LATE TAG THAT'S WHAT]

... something wrong? [where is her voice even coming from, her mouth is made of feelers]

[livelygolem]

Ha! No mun can resist the call of the teal deer! It's seductive croon is like a siren on the rocks, luring them into the realms of muddy, indecipherable monologue! This is potent mythological shit, man, you can't mess with the teal deer!

That was beautiful

[useful_goggles]

[ blinkblink ] Uh-huh... [ something tells him this is as straight an answer as he's going to get. ]

Does that mean...I might run into one if I go running around in my mun's mind? Or d'you think the censors might try to get rid of it instead?

[sixthdeadliest]

My mundane's curious as to how long the application is since she's another victim of teal deer.

[useful_goggles]

It's long. Really long. [ at least to him it is. The only stuff he reads is comic books and maybe a summer camp pamphlet. More importantly... ]

Are you some kind of secret agent or something?

[sixthdeadliest]

Several pages of nothing but text wrong? [His mundane blushes.]

I'm an agent for Providence. [Vague answer is vague.]

[useful_goggles]

Yyyep. She says it's not as long as it could be, but I don't believe her.

... Whoooaaaa. [ his day just got cooler. ] What's Providence?

[sixthdeadliest]

She might be right.

It's an organization on my world to contain and find a cure for a world-wide epidemic that turns living things into various creatures. Some humans can learn to control their powers, but many lose their minds and go on a rampage.

[useful_goggles]

Oooh.

...wait, powers? As in, psychic powers?

[sixthdeadliest]

Some might have obtained psychic powers, but the ones we mostly deal with have developed claws and sharp teeth and a penchant for tearing apart the local passerby along with other nasty surprises.

[useful_goggles]

Wow. That's...not good.

[ Do you see this face? This is Raz hoping he's not one of them. ]

[sixthdeadliest]

[On Providence's list of potential targets?]

Very "not good". Since every living thing on Earth is infected with the nanites that cause the changes, you can imagine how busy we get.

[useful_goggles]

I guess you guys don't get a lot of vacation time then, huh? [ And here he thought he had it bad with telekinetic bears back at camp. ]

Sounds like you could use a hand.

[sixthdeadliest]

[Six snorts at the "vacation" question...which should answer it rather well.]

We could, but you're a little long to start boot camp.

[useful_goggles]

Hey! I can take it! I've gone up against all kinds of monsters!

[sixthdeadliest]

[And a frown with a raised eyebrow. Explain plz?]

I really need to get him more icons when I get home

[useful_goggles]

[ He will be more than happy to explain, good sir. He may or may not exaggerate a little bit here. ]

I've fought telekinetic bears, mountain lions that can set you on fire with their minds, a giant mutated lungfish, an astral manifestation of someone's nightmares, and giant angry bull.

So, yeah. I think I can handle a few nanites.

No problem! :D

[sixthdeadliest]

It sounds like you've been fighting the results of what the nanites can do to their hosts. Or, rather, some of the kinder results.

[He's gonna flip through his phone's pictures and show you this, Raz. It's as tall as a skyscraper.]

That one could spit both five and ice out of its many mouths. Not to mention the amount of strength it had for being so large.

8D I hope I'm doing okay with this guy, he's new askdjgnskzdfvg

[useful_goggles]

Something like that, yeah.

[ Holy mother of comic books. That does NOT look friendly. ]

Wow. Did you fight one of those? HOW?

You're doing great! :D

[sixthdeadliest]

With heavy artillery and several jets for backup. [Puts his phone away.]

There's a strict age limit for joining Providence for a reason. (Not to mention to comply with US federal law.) There's only been one exception and that was due to extenuating circumstances.

yaaaay /o/

[useful_goggles]

Aw maaan... [ He's always getting denied his fun B| ]

C'mon, you could use a guy like me! I can handle all kinds of stuff! I've been trained!

[ And by "trained" he means he sent a practice exercise out of control and had to beat it into submission to undo all the chaos, but he did get a merit badge out of it. It's close enough. ]

[sixthdeadliest]

What kind of training?

[useful_goggles]

Psychic training.

[sixthdeadliest]

[Eyebrow arches higher. Elaborate, kid.]

[useful_goggles]

[ With. Pleasure. ]

I can levitate, turn invisible, read minds, blast things with psychic energy, and use telekinesis.

Plus, I can set things on fire with my mind.

Shooting things is fun AND useful! XD

[sixthdeadliest]

Interesting. There's still the legal issues about someone so young, but I'll put out feelers to see if anyone might be willing to look the other way to give you a proper shakedown.

Yes! And fire is pretty.

[useful_goggles]

Yes!

...I mean... Much appreciated, sir! [ Mock salute is a go ]

[ ooc : Does your game want a Raz by any chance? :D ]

[sixthdeadliest]

[He doesn't think you'll get far and, at the very least, you'd be held back from the front lines if by some miracle you do get approved to join, but they are engaged in an ongoing war for survival. Every little bit helps.]

You're welcome.

(OOC: I only just now applied to soul_campaign and I'm not sure if they have a Raz. However, I'm also part of two games on LJ if you're interested. :D)

[useful_goggles]

[ GRIN! His charisma never fails him. B)

But...hang on a second ]

Uuh...what'd you say your name was again?

[ ooc : Cool! I can do LJ as well :3 ]

[sixthdeadliest]

Agent Six. You?

((OOC: :D Check out Wake and Genessia.))

[useful_goggles]

Agent Six... [ Heh. Sounds cool. ]

My name is Razputin. But most people call me "Raz".

[ ooc: This I shall do! My friend actually plays someone at the wake :D /flies over ]

[sixthdeadliest]

[Yeah, he is not going to tell you why he's called 'Six'. Bad things.]

Nice to meet you, Raz.

((OOC: Oh really? :D Small internet!))